Things you don't get why they are popular?

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I will start

Dubai
Magaluf

Why do people in numbers go there?

I may get flamed for this but I don't understand the excitement over

Star Wars or any Marvel films

Lipstick
Cats
Avocados
Olives
High heels
Power ballads
Brexit

Nandos
TGI Friday
Skiing
Hot spicy food
Cats
Love island
City living

Diets that are so restrictive that there is no joy in eating any more

Botox, fillers and puffy trout lips in young girls

Sleeve tattoos.

Jilted Where did I mention diagnosed allergies becoming popular?

Mrs Brown's Boys
Baked beans
Batman

ugg boots
nails all glittery that look like a four year old has chosen the polish
prosecco
girly nights
reality tv
social media (except MN)

Oh YES to Mrs Browns Boys. It’s shite.

Cupcakes. 90% shitty icing made of cheap margerine and powdered sugar. I mean, I get that they look pretty, but how does anyone eat them without puking?

Tea

Forgot Mulberry bags.

Salted caramel
Poker straight, sleek, ironed-out hair
Alcohol
Chocolate

Butlins
Disney world
TV soaps
Greggs
Primark
Centre parks
Paint balling
McDonalds
Magazines like take a break
Bland tv presenters who look pretty but have nothing of interest to say and have the IQ of a hairbrush

Hunters were never the boot of choice for the people that work in the countryside though.

Coffee bars. You literally make it at home everyday, Why queue at a counter stress finding a table andvspend £2.80 on it?

Cocktails. 3 sips of overly alcoholic sickly yuck. For £12.50.

The news on TV. Out of date before the show has started. Overpaid presenter repeating stuff you already knew but at vast expense from a cordon area, half a mile sway from the scene. Wearing a super expensive jacket. Same non news will repeat every hour until they are sent home.
Radio 4 on the other hand will have had four experts, a recording from two years ago predicting it and someone who works there that knows the solution by the 6.30am broadcast.

Hunters were never the boot of choice for the people that work in the countryside though.

Really? They were when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s. Everyone had a pair of hunters. They were a solid investment, like a Barbour or a Drizabone

Perfume
Designer brands with big logos on them
Handbags you can't put over your shoulder
Social media

Avocados
Mango
Roasties
Hiking
The beach
Pink gin

Ripped jeans
Instagram influencers - it's just someone selling you stuff!
Anything to do with putting shit in your face, fillers, botox etc

Reality tv
Gel nails
White 4x4s
Fake tan
Night clubs
Dance music
Outlet malls
Botox

Decor consisting of words, commands, exhortations.
Superhero movies.
Feature walls.
Orla Kiely style wallpaper.
Starbucks. The prices The calories
Fondant icing and gimmicky cakes.
Morning entertainment/ news TV.

Same here flamingo 80's and 90's.

Air freshener. So so so so disgusting.

Agree with the beach! Always overhyped. Surrounded by sunburnt tourists in the blazing sun, if you put sunscreen on, the sand sticks to you until you’re like a human fish finger. You can’t read unless you get the umbrella correctly positioned and then you have to reposition it every 15 mins as the sun moves round. Your hair gets all dry and crispy with the salt water (who on earth came up with “beachy waves” for hair- no one’s hair looks like that at the beach- everyone looks like they have a shredded wheat on their head after 7 hours in the sea/sun). You spend the entire time fretting you’re going to get burnt so use SPF 1000000 then end up disappointed that you didn’t tan, and there’s nowhere to go to the loo or get a drink without packing up all your stuff and lugging it with you in search of a bar.

No thanks.

Zoflora

The Joules mac
Patterns on nail varnish or one painted a different colour to the rest
Sushi
Idris Elba
Summer - give me autumn/winter all year!
Slogans on clothes
Really expensive candles- your literally burning money