The most annoying yet commonplace Facebook status updates?

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'And just like that, she/he was 1/2/3/4 (76?!)' when announcing a child's birthday

'Leg/arm/chest (ego?) day' usually with a generic gym shot and / or photo of body part referred to.

'Cheeky little (alcoholic drink name)? Don't mind if I do!' with photo of alcoholic drink

'This boy / girl / kid / guy / gal!' And a photo of that person. And that's it.

A massive long list of more things than anyone however efficient could realistically fit into the waking hours of one day, followed by, 'and relax..!'.

'Nom Nom' and a photo of some food.

Something like this

WTF

"X checked into Y hospital (feeling exhausted/ill/desperate)"

Or this...

No shit, I don't read the news and capital E for Europe.

Happy 80th Birthday to my dad who died 15 years ago

Your dad isn't 80: he died at 65.

Ah yes, I forgot the hospital check in with no further info people!

Or the people who post endless statuses about their anxiety along with loads of self indulgent pouting selfies of themselves showing off their new nails, new hair (usually green or pink or blue).

AHhhhh yeah the young lasses with their 'anxiety' that appears to be perfectly natural worries.

I saw one today saying “granny would’ve been 116 today” errr no she wouldn’t. She died at 90 of old age ya big eedjit.

Heavenly Birthday , gran would be 129!!

The hospital check-ins.

The long statuses about 'mummy's me time', don't post me a long status about how much you do for your kid and deserve a break. You don't need to justify it to the world, enjoy your bottle of wine.

Today a girl had a status of 'why don't my clothes fit' followed by loads of compliments off friends telling her she's perfect. Not sure if that was her plan behind the status or if she was honestly confused why her clothes didn't fit?

Lunch with this one

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” accompanied by photos of a decorated Christmas tree.

I've never actually thought of it that way @Surfer85 but you are in fact absolutely right!

'Out with this one'
'No words needed' followed by smug family/holiday/perfect countryside etc photo

Jus gunner hav a baf then mite make paster for tea wiv cheese on. . .

Whyyyyyyy

“Great evening, great company” with photo of social event with friends.

Loads and loads of holiday photos, day by day of the holiday.

Political stuff.

“So proud of DC for.......”

Living my best life

“Thanks to all those who have stood by me 4 the past four days. They no who they r”

No other explanation.

It’s wine o’clock! - and it’s variants. The Friday flood of photos or references to gin/ glass of wine/ fucking Prosecco (my bête noire).
Wow! You are mad Sarah! 32 years old and planning to drink alcohol on Friday evening? Rock and fucking roll.

Wow some miserable people on this thread! Why is someone annoying for saying they’re proud of their DC? What’s wrong with “great company”? Maybe don’t use socia media if you don’t enjoy other people’s updates?

People who are obsessed about working and how they work hard.

Advertising how they're going away and at the airport (big no no, because they're advertising their house is empty)

The usual "just me and me kids from now on"

Badmouthing other people posts

Preaching inspirational quote post roll when their life has gone to shit, doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out they've been put out or dumped.

The approval seeking posts.

It's wine o'clock , beer o'clock ahhggg so annoying .

Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget the Deadline is today!!! It can be used in court cases in litigation against you. Everything you've ever posted becomes public from today - even messages that have been deleted. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry.

Blah, blah, blah

I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO SHARE ANYTHING OF MINE., THAT I HAVE PUT ON THEIR SITE, . PICTURES, CURRENT OR PAST POSTS, PHONE NUMBERS OR EMAILS.. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN BE USED IN ANY FORM WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION OR VERBAL CONSENT.

What a load of bollocks! Every few months it does the rounds again.

”So proud of DC for.......”

Mostly, posting crappy pouting selfies on facebook instagram snapchat etc etc etc.

I'm currently getting annoyed with the "if you're feeling low or need to talk I'm here for you" posts since Caroline Flack died.

For quite a lot of those posters and one 'friend' (this term is being used very lossely considering until October last year and over the past few months I would have told you she was one of my closest friends) in particular I would say it's all lip service and when you truly need someone (as I discovered last year and more recently with the shutting out of plans) they don't really give a shit, it's social media points.