Let me read your cards

[Sniv]

I'm trying to justify owning 5 decks of tarot cards by actually learning to read them. It's turning out to be quite hard to learn without getting any practice (I'm not going to give my partner any more readings since the cards encouraged her to break up with me), so I thought I'd do some readings on here just for fun.

It'll be three cards: situation/action/outcome. I'd appreciate knowing if you felt it had any bearing or if it was a right load of twaddle.

Disclaimer: some people have astonishing powers of intuition. I don't, nor do I believe the future can be predicted, so please don't leave your partner/quit your job/run away and join the circus on the back of this. It's just for fun.

I’ll join too please

This is like speed tarot...

@ClientQueen

The Chariot/Ace of Wands/Eight of Cups

You're feeling brave, confident and ready to shake things up. This is the perfect time to stop thinking about what you want to do, and actually do it. This isn't the time for half-measures or compromise, but a whole new beginning. This will mean saying some goodbyes, perhaps difficult goodbyes, but knowing that your priorities have changed and that you're ready to move on.

(oh, god, please don't leave your job etc based on this )

Im begging for a turn!

My love life is in tatters. Feelings for two people neither situation is tenable.

What do I do!?!

Ooh yes please I would love a general reading ! Thank you

Me please if you have time

Oooh me too please!

Oooh I know you have a mountain to get though but I'd love a reading if you have time?🤞

If not too many in the queue - situation arose unexpectedly yesterday and I’m really not sure what to do! Would love to know what your cards suggest (but I won’t make life changing decisions solely based on them!)

Yes please!

Please, if I’m not too late!

Yes please x

Sorry for any libel I commited there, @boptanana - I hope your situation improves

@Dimsummummy

Seven of Wands/Seven of Pentacles/Four of Wands

Sometimes it seems like life is overtaken with little battles, conflicts and problems and you can get so caught up in trying to solve them all that you don't really get a chance to take stock. Take the chance to sit back and look at what's really going on - is what you want in life getting lost in sorting out everyone else? If you take a deep breath, relax, and step back from all the drama, you will find yourself in a better place.

I'd love a reading please !

Im a willing volunteer x

&sniv I think that’s very accurate. I am a fixer and tend to not verbalise my own needs and rely on myself to fix them (after I’ve fixed everybody else’s) and I have no major conflicts/big issues going on at the minute (thankfully) so can see why this would be the predominate message in a spread. Thank you 😀 I’ll try and take heed.

Me please. Haven't asked anyone this for about 30 years!

Yes please

Me please. Love these

Could you do mine please Sniv?

Ooh, me please,if I’m not too late?!

There’s not a domain of my life I couldn’t do with some clarity on right now.,,

Yes please 😘

@GeraltOfRivia I'm perhaps not the tarot reader to shake that skepticism, but here goes

Ace of Cups/Nine of Pentacles/Five of Swords

This spread is about a new relationship - possibly romantic, possibly just intellectual; someone you can really talk to about the big stuff, and bounce new, exciting ideas off of. Let this relationship develop as long as that spark keeps fizzing and you keep inspiring each other, but be prepared that it may not always be plain sailing - there will be conflict as well as collaboration. Only you can know if it's worth it in the long run.

Ooh haven't had a reading in years. Do me, do me pretty please.
I want to know whether to stay in my job, or look for another.
Ta, and I can see your swamped, no rush.

If you get round to me I'm joining the queue!

Could I have a reading too please? I've wanted one since reading Sepulcre!