What's your "fuck I've got no food in" dinner?

[BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz]

Mines pasta. With whatever I can find to chuck at it/stir into it.

Anyone have any failsafe dinners they know they always have in?

That's exactly what happened to me today-
making a risotto with some chicken breasts I thawed and the left over ham and I'll throw in some frozen peas.
I always have parmesan, stock, onions and garlic so easy to throw together.
I also do the same with pasta-jamie oliver has some great basic quick and easy ones that you can then jazz up with whatever you've got in...

Fishfingers waffles and beans

Heinz tomato soup and cheese sandwiches

Omelette

Pesto pasta with tuna

Supernoodles, broccoli and grated cheese

Tinned sardines / mackerel on toast

Pasta bake with tuna and sweet corn.

Pasta with butter and grated cheese - it's actually one of DS' favourite meals anytime

Scrambled eggs on toast

Chips and cheese

Pasta and cheese with broccoli.

Fish finder sandwiches

*finger

Dominos

Pasta with marmite

Takeaway. I don’t need much persuasion.

Lentil and egg curry.

Boiled egg and soldiers

A tin of rice pudding (eaten out of the tin)

I keep olives, anchovies, tomatoes and spaghetti in for moments like this

Trewser tell me more, I love marmite but never thought of having it with pasta

Jacket potato with cheese

Beans on toast

Pesto pasta

Beans on toast, or jacket potato and beans.

Pasta + sauce / cheese / tomatoes etc

Scrambled eggs on toast

Fish fingers, peas & mash

Rice & veg

Garlic, Olive oil, dried chilli and pasta with parmesan.

Garlic, tin of toms, herbs, pasta, parmesan...

Garlic, chilli flakes, tin toms, olive oil, pasta, parmesan.

Corned beef hash with baked beans in it

Egg fried rice, there's always some sort of rice and eggs in my house. Add whatever salad/veg there is.

Omelette
Cheese on toast
Toasted sandwich
Crackers

Gnocchi pesto with leeks and shredded meat/ham.