What's your "fuck I've got no food in" dinner?

[BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz]

Mines pasta. With whatever I can find to chuck at it/stir into it.

Anyone have any failsafe dinners they know they always have in?

Tin of chickpeas with spinach (that's how they come in the tin).

Tin of tuna, with or without some tinned olives.

Natural omelette, or boiled egg.

I don't like pasta.

Something with egg usually! So omelette, eggy bread and beans etc