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Colin Firth is back on the market. Form an orderly queue, ladies.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:29

I hope he was the one that called time and didn't let her give his self-esteem a further kicking.

He is apparently a very nice chap.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:31

I should probably make it clear that I only disapprove of her so very strongly because she made a false police report alleging stalking and harassment by the OM, purely to cover up her adultery.

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recycledbottle · 13/12/2019 17:32

Oh I love Colin Firth. Yes I was weirdly happy to see this as she seemed to be treating him quite poorly.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:34

Exactly @recycledbottle

Very silly woman.

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littlebillie · 13/12/2019 17:36

He will always be Darcy

Colin Firth is back on the market. Form an orderly queue, ladies.
Sparkletastic · 13/12/2019 17:37
JosephineDeBeauharnais · 13/12/2019 17:43

Have you seen the lover though? Better looking than Firth by a country mile, I see her point tbh...

OldSpeclkledHen · 13/12/2019 17:43

Bitches he's mine! All mine! Ya hear me?!!

🤣🤣

KenDodd · 13/12/2019 17:44

Any links?

Waterandlemonjuice · 13/12/2019 17:44

Poor Colin

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:44

**

Oh no you don't. Grin

I started a thread so that I could be first in the queue!

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IHaveBrilloHair · 13/12/2019 17:44

If he'll dive in a lake for me then sure, I'll go thereGrin

Skagen · 13/12/2019 17:44

Forget it. He lives v near to me and I've already dropped in and given him a card and a lovely bottle of red.

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:46

Have you seen the lover though?

I thought he looked like a distorted photocopy of John Torrode, myself.

Colin is much better looking.

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TSSDNCOP · 13/12/2019 17:47

LOOK OVER THERE OP!!!

Oh no, you’ve lost your place at the front of the queue.

Waterandlemonjuice · 13/12/2019 17:48

Nah, I just googled him (lover) and nah

www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/03/livia-and-colin-firth-stalker-affair

Waterandlemonjuice · 13/12/2019 17:48

Yyyy re distorted Torode

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:49

Oh no, you’ve lost your place at the front of the queue.

**

Grin This is what I get for trying to give you vipers a tiny chance with Mr Firth?

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ChristaMSieland · 13/12/2019 17:54

Looks like only 8 of us are interested. Shall we timeshare him?

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Waterandlemonjuice · 13/12/2019 17:56

Timeshare, hmm. Ok then!

Troels · 13/12/2019 17:57

Sorry ladies I'm first in the queue.
I remember him in Equus in the 70's when I was in high school. I was a little smitten to say the least back then.
Equus

Avihoot · 13/12/2019 17:58

He went to the same school as me and lived round the corner from me. I think I have a prior claim. :p

To be serious for a moment, how sad to see another celebrity marriage fail.

khaleesi71 · 13/12/2019 17:58

I'm in with elbows out Grin

JosephineDeBeauharnais · 13/12/2019 18:00

Just me for Marco then Wink

Colin Firth is back on the market. Form an orderly queue, ladies.