You're a burglar, BUT...

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

Instead of stealing things, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.
What do you do?

I'd rearrange all the kitchen cupboards.

Hide their TV remotes.

Turn their WiFi off!

Pour piss in the steam iron

Steal the lids from one half of the Tupperware drawer, and the bottom parts of the other half.

Take batteries out of anything I can find. Then put it back. Will take someone ages to decide to check the batteries

Take the batteries out of everything

moana great minds

Swap the salt and sugar!

Hide one of every shoe.

*pair of shoes

Unprogramme all the TV channels
Eat all the biscuits
Change phone ringtones
Put cd's/dvds in the wrong cases
Disconnect the WiFi
Change the settings on the heating
Put washing up liquid in the dishwasher

Remove all the full loo rolls and just leave the empties

Spray all their clothes with rank cheap perfume (men) and aftershave (women).

Put washing up liquid in the toilet cistern.

Steal their reddit password

Take the bedding off all the beds

Hide all the chargers

Swap ink colour in pens
Take fuses out of plugs
Hide the pillowcases
Turn books round the wrong way

Take all the left shoes

Change the WiFi password

Move all the furniture slightly so they keep bumping into it

Put all their tea bags and coffee in the sink and fill it with water

Take all their bedding off

Move the furniture ever so slightly so that they keep walking into things

Cross post

Dammit @HigherFurtherFasterBaby great minds or should I say dastardly minds

Shave the cat.

Take all the labels off their tins

Unpair all the socks and mismatch them, move all the furniture an inch to the left, blue tac all the teaspoons to the ceiling and sprinkle flour in the umbrellas and put them back as they were.