You're a burglar, BUT...

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

Instead of stealing things, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims.
What do you do?

I'd rearrange all the kitchen cupboards.

Turn pictures/photos upside down.
Wet coffee granules smeared in the beds and on the walls.
Remove all the light bulbs

Change the Netflix password

Cling film over all the doors and toilet bowls
Mess up the cutlery drawer
Rearrange the spice rack

remove the labels on all their tinned food, make small tears in their bin bags, move pictures on walls so they’re all just slightly off centre, pour orange and pineapple squash into orange squash bottles, open lids on all consumables in fridge. I’m enjoying this waaaay too much 😈

Put their washing outside on the clothesline in the dark!

I may or may not have done some of those things whilst I was with ExDP who also may or may not have done some of those things

Unping one corner of every fitted sheet.

Put bath foam in the toilet cistern.

Take the fuse out of the plug for the Christmas tree lights

I'd be a car thief and move the driver's seat of the car just a little and adjust the mirrors slightly. Oh and preset all the the radio stations to those random independent ones you sometimes pick up and can never find ever again.

Swap all the dvds in their cases
Swap the bags of cereal in their boxes

Steal all the fuse, cut the bristles off the toothbrushes, if the bed has slates steal them and put all the door handles back on the other way round lol

@MardiBras & let the washing get darked on? Evil

Reading these... For the first time ever in using mumsnet I suddenly have suspicions my kids are on here

The first time someone broke into our house they were disturbed so didn't actually take the TV - as they'd planned I assume sa it was pulled out and half way across the room. They did, very annoyingly, however still take the remote for it. It was one of those TVs a while back which had no buttons so a nightmare to then try and change channels, etc They also took a Christmas cracker from the tree - they'd pulled it in the garden and left the paper bits but took the inside!

Turn the batteries round in everything so it looks fine and if they do replace them it'll probably be the same way around.

Eat any chocolate lying around

Turn one leg of every pair of trousers inside out, only one leg though.

unping one corner of every fitted sheet
Utterly evil. Shame on you.

Log them out of eveything that needs logging into.
Overwater their plants and sprinkle copious quantities of dust on the leaves.
Leave the TV volume turned to the max.
Turn the fridge temperature down so their mushrooms freeze solid.
Make tiny holes in their hot water bottles.
Put their books in random order on the shelves.
Swap the knives, forks and spoons into the wrong positions in the drawer.
Tie their christmas lights in knots before they take them down for christmas.
Put 25% of all their clothes in the wrong person's wardrobe.
Mess up their bedside lamp cables so they can't reach the switches without rummaging under the bed.
Hide all their matches and candle lighter thingies.
Hide the brush that goes with the dustpan.
Replace all their bulbs with slightly dimmer ones.
Set their heating to come on at unlikely times.
Put all their lined curtains in a hot wash so the curtains shrink and the lining doesn't.

@Hirsutefirs that made me literally laugh out loud!

Wrap every single item in tin foil may have actually done this to uni room mate when they were on hols

Skip merrily through the whole house tossing handfuls of glitter and sequins in every direction.

Rearrange the popular apps on their phones.

Take the turntable from their microwave
Turn their heating and hot water off at the boiler
Unpair their socks and pair them up with non matching ones
Superglue their cupboard doors shut except the ones where they keep the pet food
Steal their steering wheel/bike pedals
Turn all their clothes inside out and replace them