Replace a word in a movie title/tv show/band name with penis

[Hushabyelullaby]

The Penis Runner
or alternatively
The Blade Penis

My Big Fat Greek Penis

Ok, go!

Oscar Wilde eat your heart out.

Been at the wine, OP?

Penis Hard.

Chitty chitty penis bang

Gone with the Penis
Penis Wars
Penis Trek

Bring me the penis of Alfredo Garcia

There’s something about penis

The lost penis

Four Men and a Little Penis

Ice penis in Alex

Harry potter is great for this. Harry potter and the philosophers penis, harry potter and the chamber of penis, harry potter and the prisoner of penis.

...Harry potter and the penis of fire xD

Chitty chitty penis bang

Got to be *Penis penis, bang bang"- surely?

Also: the dark penis rises :-)

@AwdBovril nope just my childish sense of humour

More sensibly, what word would you add to a movie title to ruin it?

@MazDazzle 

The neverending penis

A fist full of penis

Edward Penis Hands
Or
Edward Scissor Penis

One for the kids:

The Big Friendly Penis

Harry Potter and the order of the penis

Dirty penis

Three men and a penis

When penis met Sally

The penis crashers

The 40 year old penis

Penis poppins

How about an Indiana Jones remake...

Raiders of the Lost Penis
Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Last Penis
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Penis

The long good penis

Rebel without a penis

A streetcar named penis