Replace a word in a movie title/tv show/band name with penis

[Hushabyelullaby]

The Penis Runner
or alternatively
The Blade Penis

My Big Fat Greek Penis

Ok, go!

3 days of the penis
3 men and a penis
3 men and a little penis
Penis mountain
The pursuit of penis
The big penis
The purple penis of Cairo

If we haven't already had them, I shall offer The Good, The Bad and The Penis and A Fistful of Penis.

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Penis.

Fantastic Penises and Where to Find them

Penis Hard: With A Vengeance

Edward penis hands wins!

Broke back. Penis

Freaky penis
The penis of Brian

Moving on to musicals...

Calamity penis
Penis on the roof
Phantom of the penis
Penis in the rain

Full metal penis

Honey I shrunk the penis

Musicals:
Kiss Me Penis
Anything Penis
Starlight Penis
My Penis Lady
South Penisific
Penis From Heaven

Sgt Penis' Lonely Hearts Club Band

The Penis of the Opera
Kiss Me Penis
The Penis and I
The Sound of Penis
The Penis Who Loved Me

Songs:
Holding out for a Penis
Total eclipse of the penis
9-to-Penis
Simply The Penis
Man! I feel like a penis
The Penis Takes It All
Dancing Penis
I say a little penis
Living On A Penis
Rolling in the Penis

Bands:
Black Eyed Penis
Penis Shop Boys

Country songs are interesting:

If I Said You Had A Beautiful Penis Would You Hold It Against Me
Grandma Got Run Over By A Penis
Penis of Many Colors
Stand By Your Penis
Penis of the County
Rhinestone Penis
You Decorated My Penis
Every Time Two Penises Collide

I never promised you a Penis Garden
Linesman of the Penis
Always on my penis
Achy Breaky Penis

Gros point penis

Snow White and the Seven Penises. Hi ho!

Have I Got Penis For You!

Some of these are surely porn films or self help books?

The Hunt for Red Penis

Captain America, the First Penis

Legends of the Penis

The Penis That Rocked

Zen and the Art of Penis Maintenance

Wallace & Gromit: the wrong penis

The sisterhood of the travelling penis

The taking of penis 123

Alvin and the penis

The First Penis Club
Fried Green Penises at the Whistlestop Cafe
The Handmaid’s Penis
Close Encounters of the Penis Kind

And of course the Star Trek films:

Star Trek: The Motion Penis
Star Trek II: The Penis of Khan
Star Trek III: The Search for Penis
Star Trek IV: The Penis Home
Star Trek V: The Final Penis
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Penis

The scarlet penis
The penis returns
The importance of being penis
Some like it penis
The seven penis itch
Mama penis!
Snow White and the seven penises
Penis and prejudice
Jane the penis

Toy Penis
The Lion, the Witch and The Penis
The Little Penis
Angel Penis
In Penis we Trust

A streetcar named penis

/A Penis Named Desire

The Crying Penis / The Penis Game

The Penis King / The Lion Penis

His Dark Penis

Manic Street Penis (bands)

Books by Charles Dickens, all sounding suspiciously X-rated

Penis Twist
A Christmas Penis
Little Penis
The Penis Papers
Hard Penis

More old films:
Fanny by Penis
Carry on Penis
A Penis is Born
The Jazz Penis
The Cruel Penis
The Life and Times of Penis Blimp
Where Penis Dare
The Penis Lady ( or if you prefer, The Wicked Penis).