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Replace a word in a movie title/tv show/band name with penis

175 replies

Hushabyelullaby · 04/11/2019 00:34

The Penis Runner
or alternatively
The Blade Penis

My Big Fat Greek Penis

Ok, go!

OP posts:
ViciousJackdaw · 04/11/2019 01:10

My Own Private Penis
My Beautiful Penis
A Beautiful Penis

KnowMenClature · 04/11/2019 01:11

The war of the penises
My penis and other animals
Charlie and the chocolate penis
The blair witch penis
The great british penis (not a film I know so disqualify me)
...and yes, I've definitely been at the wine Grin. Such fun.
The Constant Penis
Wuthering Penis
The Old Curiosity Penis
The Time Travellers Penis
Free Penis (actually no change there then)
Mama Penis
50 Shades of Penis
The Invisible Penis
Moby Penis
(I hope I don't get porn ads now or something ghostly penis related for repeating it so many times!) Shock

BareKneesDeCourcy · 04/11/2019 01:12

Austin Penis: international penis of mystery

Almost Penis

The Big Penis (Chill/Bus/Lebowski)

Love and Penis

Rocky Horror Penis Show

God OP you’re SO immature I’m telling on you.

JasonPollack · 04/11/2019 01:15

No Penis for Old Men?

No Country for Old Penis?

No Country for Penis Men!

MrsP2015 · 04/11/2019 01:20

The secret life of penis

Curly penis

Look penis talking

My little penis

Penis bears

The night before penis

The secret penis

The good the bad & the penis

Saw penis Grin

Love this it's good to have a light hearted post!

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 04/11/2019 01:26

Basil the Great Penis Detective
Four Weddings and a Penis
The Penis Club
The Damned Penis

JenniferM1989 · 04/11/2019 01:34

Along came penis

Penis and me

Meet the penis

Penis in Manhattan

Lock, stock and two smoking penis(es)

WinterRose92 · 04/11/2019 01:42

Bridget Jones Penis

WinterRose92 · 04/11/2019 01:42

The Hobbit - An Unexpected Penis 😂

WinterRose92 · 04/11/2019 01:43

The Hobbit - A Battle Of Five Penises

WinterRose92 · 04/11/2019 01:46

The Little Penis

Four Weddings And A Penis

Sweeney Todd The Demon Penis Of Fleet Street

I’m having so much fun!

dreichwinter · 04/11/2019 01:46

The man with the golden penis

Golden penis

The penis who loved me

Quantum of penis

Thunder penis

For your penis only

A view to a penis

Etc ..

feelinghelplesstoday · 04/11/2019 01:49

Captain Corellis Penis

feelinghelplesstoday · 04/11/2019 01:50

Love Penis

fallfallfall · 04/11/2019 01:54

Top Penis

Hushabyelullaby · 04/11/2019 01:54

@BareKneesDeCourcy @MrsP2015 @WinterRose92 I've found my people...life in the UK is pretty shit as the mo so something lighthearted is fun and silly

OP posts:
Zandra123 · 04/11/2019 01:58

Nightmare before penis

OutOntheTilez · 04/11/2019 02:10

Penis in Love
Pretty Penis
Penis Gump
A Penis of Their Own
The Green Penis
The Sixth Penis
Legends of the Penis
Penis Club

WinterRose92 · 04/11/2019 02:12

Hushabyelullaby I agree, great idea for a thread! A few more (then I really need to go to bed!)

Sex And The Penis

Austin Powers Gold Penis

Charlie’s Angels Full Penis

First Penis

Pretty Penis

Insomniacscientist · 04/11/2019 02:16

Four weddings and a penis
Penis dancing

Grapefruity · 04/11/2019 02:22

Single White Penis
Penis Abbey or Downton Penis
We Need To Talk About Penis

BareKneesDeCourcy · 04/11/2019 02:28

Cat on a hot tin penis

The Muppets Christmas Penis

St Elmo’s Penis

American Penis

An American Penis in London

This is Spinal Penis (or Penis Tap?)

Karmadog · 04/11/2019 02:35

Crouching Tiger,Hidden Penis.

BareKneesDeCourcy · 04/11/2019 02:35

Hushabyelullaby

Strange times indeed. Nothing that can’t be solved with penis though.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 04/11/2019 02:37

Musicals are good too.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Penis
My Fair Penis
The Penis of Music (or The Sound of Penis)
The Penis and I
The Penis of the Opera
Penis Express

James and the Giant Penis

Four Weddings and a Penis made me snort.