FFS.
I know I put a tampon in last night (I have a shit memory so leave the wrapping visible) yet this morning the tampon does not seem to be there 
As far as I can see, there are two scenarios.
- It fell out when I went to the toilet - this presents me with the saddening fact that I have finally grown a wizard's sleeve
- It has somehow been hoovered up somewhere beyond the reach of my (admittedly very small) fingers - this presents me with the alarming fact my vagina has better suction than my Henry hoover and I should do something about my lounge floor.
I usually use a mooncup to prevent this sort of thing but couldn't find it last night (don't worry it's not up there as well, it's somewhere in the bathroom 
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DH isn't here and I really do not want to see my GP as I see her regularly about something else.
I'd really like to know which scenario is more likely wise MNers and if it is there somewhere, how the fuck do I get it?
PS I'm not a troll, and have NCed (to avoid a is that you UCM scenario 
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