What shop would you love a trolley dash around?

[Sparklingbrook]

So as much stuff for free that you can get in your trolley in 5 minutes say. What would you buy?
I have just been browsing John Lewis so that would be a good shout. So much lovely stuff. I would head for The Home section-bedding/kitchen etc.
But equally I would love Home Bargains/B&M/Dunelm.

On the basis of whatever you get, you have to need/want and don't just pick it so that you can sell it I'm looking at you, diamond thieves and also on the basis of in only a few minutes, you don't have time to change floors in a department store ... I'm going for Lakeland too. Or if I could be totally self-indulgent, Waterstones.

M&S.

Decent food and increasingly decent clothes....

Probably M&S! I feel so old... 😂

Apple store definitely. Four or five MacBooks and a couple of fuck off huge iMacs and I could twiddle my thumbs for the remaining four minutes

Oliver Bonas. So much (slightly overpriced) lovely stuff but nothing I actually need. Also lovely clothes but nothing that goes with anything I already have.

The one near me is quite compact, I reckon I could get a full new matching wardrobe, lots of jewellery and some house stuff in 5 minutes.

Booths. Or John Arbon's mill shop with all that fabulous yarn and beautiful fibre tops to spin.

John Lewis for all the £££ perfume I love but can rarely afford. Then I'd raid the Clarins skincare and Bobbi Brown stands. They're all near each other so not a second wasted.

Costco is a great shout. In five minutes, I reckon I could grab a tv, camera, life-size lit up Santa, an Instant Pot, loads of their boxes of muffins and a french-trimmed lamb rack. Bring it on.

M&S

Pets at home - I’d fill up the trolley with bundles of fluffy bunnies and guinea pigs - dh would have a fit! Failing that then Hotel Chocolat would be my second choice.

Have you noticed the trashy mags are stopping the trolley dashes now. They’re making out like they’re doing you a favour by letting you win £200 (I think) to chuck food merrily into your trolley. A trolley dash looks far more fun!

I am an expert on White Company and could have it emptied back to bare walls in 5 minutes.

big shop at legoland.

Tbf Marzipan you may have won the thread. Oz for oz, Lego may actually be more expensive than diamonds.

Homesense or Waitrose.

Booths

If they only stocked my size, then Sainsbos for the clothes then homewares. It's be crap if I had to rifle.

Failing that, Accessorize. Xmas shopping for the family done, good range of bags for myself and all the sparkly tat dd likes.

Any supermarket. Booze, cakes, some booze and some more cakes. Then some booze.

B&m. Or primark

Yes, yes to whoever said Fortnums. I would do 2 mins in chocolate, a minute in preserves and run downstairs to do 2mins in wine. Bliss

A French pharmacy.