The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

Ah right.

Last night's was "put some cream on it" DP had toothache...

Come in quietly the baby is zzzzz

‘Is that why the fans are booing?’

Oui

Light my fag

Painful, but the springboks deserved it

😳😳😳

He didn't eat it, just wanted to chew the stick

Come and clear the table please.

I think I've hurt my toe!

Doctor phoned at 7am, thought that that was a bit early actually

I think I've hurt my toe!

Took me back to an actual time when I got fearful cramp in a foot at that moment...

I despair I really do ☹️

‘Mine was delicious’

'I'm a bit Mariella Frostrup'....sounds like a dubious role play.

"Writing my resignation"

"Writing my resignation"

“At least it didn’t go into my mouth”

Jeez! I wouldn’t pay for that!

“As Fucking If😂 x”
Could be pertinent

These have been good to read 😁

'But I've never actually read A Doll"s House?'

I’m leaving at 7 am

Go on then.

Heh, actually a reasonable one. Ish.