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The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

506 replies

00100001 · 21/10/2019 21:26

Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

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OctoberLovers · 26/10/2019 22:19

Bless him

🤣

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 26/10/2019 22:20

Have you finished painting at your Mum’s?

themuttsnutts · 26/10/2019 22:24

Ice cream

BlythesEyes · 26/10/2019 22:37

You get a car, he gets short trousers..bargain!

VaperCut · 26/10/2019 22:37

'Lol'

Tunnocks34 · 26/10/2019 23:49

He’s holding my hand and looking me in the eye!

Feel I should add some context, that was to my husband laughing about our 11 week old son who seeks out eye contact when he poos 😂

Redact · 26/10/2019 23:54

Oh yes must try and remember that!

Djimino · 26/10/2019 23:56

Yessssssssssss
Thanks.

pasbeaucoupdegendarme · 27/10/2019 00:00

Welcome home!

BlushBlushGrinGrin

lightlypoached · 27/10/2019 00:07

Good. I’m famished

Fantababy · 27/10/2019 00:08

It’ll be a bit of a bummer when I’m hoping for Al Pacino.

Geppili · 27/10/2019 01:00

Not my size. Grin

1forAll74 · 27/10/2019 01:12

Yes love, it was quite good, but sorry I had to rush off to get the washing off the line, its chucking it down now.

pollywobble · 27/10/2019 01:24

Wait for the next bus..

Purplealienpuke · 27/10/2019 06:35

Genuinely having a discussion with a fwb who wants to be exclusive without the 'relationship ' moniker...
I said.... 'I need more. My brain needs stimulating too' 😂😂

Purplealienpuke · 27/10/2019 06:39

Tinyandpetite, are you okay??? 💐

camrose · 27/10/2019 06:49

Still wet and windy!! What’s it like at home??

HelloCanYouHearMe · 27/10/2019 06:52

Is there a referal scheme for friends and family?

ChilliMayo · 27/10/2019 07:22

We went about half 9 and it was empty.

crabb · 27/10/2019 08:33

“I could sense the excitement at your end” 😂

LesLavandes · 27/10/2019 08:38

Go Nic. Run, Run, Run 😀

SeamstressfromTreacleMineRoad · 27/10/2019 08:55

Sorry, I can't tell you (It's the spoiler from last night's Strictly - I'd be told off for posting it...!!!)

muttley68 · 27/10/2019 09:23

I'm trying to eat cornflakes with not much success

JohnJJingleheimerSchmidt · 27/10/2019 09:27

Nice weight. Xx

KeeperofthePeace · 27/10/2019 09:56

He is apple bobbing!!!!