The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

Baby wipes are in the kitchen

I’m soooo tired 💤

Like a psychopath.

Good luck....thinking of you

its like Piccadilly station in here

Not me ta

Am at ‘don’t forget the sausages’

K

Fire!

I’m in a shitty airport hotel bar. Wish you were here.

She's delighted with herself!

What?

‘No ifs, no buts, no pension cuts’
(Solidarity comrades)

Oh no what a pain

That’s great, thank you. Saves me a trip to the post office. Thanks again.

Would more milk help?

Well done my clever little fairy

Cunt.

I really should curb my language

I paid with PayPal too! Bonus!

To my sister who moved out of our town today - message was sent 10 mins ago -

Missing you already”

"Are you coming later then?" 😂😂😂

I want an ice slice

Nathan, you narcissistic bastard, all you do is mess me around. Oh and I’m pregnant

Well done!

The previous one was "of course! I'm feeling better" then something about milk 😀

‘No surely not, the Watford boss was ok’ 😆

"They seemed to enjoy it"