The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

Your beer can has pinged😂

I forgot about the clocks!!!

Are you getting up soon, I need a poo and these 2 will bark if I go up

What can I eat?

Ha ha! It’s okay you’ll do better next time 🤣

"Am at the hairdressers - will text you when I am done"

Oo-er

Ha ha! It’s okay you’ll do better next time

Can this thread go in Classics?

"Have you had a shower yet?"

only joking - HAHA thats so funny

Go careful. There's loads of wet leaves and mud. Very slippery.

Man city please

‘Shall we?’

'Thanks, but I'll pass this time.'

FFS it's a quarter past ten!

I know. Calma 🧁🥂

Haven't shopped around for minibus but that gives you a guide 🤔

I'm PMSL at 'Your tarpaulin has arrived'. Haha. Married life right there.

David has randomly turned up!

Leave it now Dave - there's no point
😂
I'm imagining a deadpan voice too

Doesn't really work for me. "Yes I hope so xxx".

Ahhhhhh that dog

The heels are quite high.

He's having a bacon sandwich

Magic. Cheers

Seems appropriate

For fuck sake what a palaver!!!! But that's it's done now!