The last message you sent is what you shout out when you climax... what is it?

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Mine is ”don’t forget the sausages”

He might be eligible to apply again in 6 mo ths...

Ok. Be careful! X

It was a complete pain in the arse and I've got a banging headache.

I'd been to a very long, very dull meeting.

...had to see it on stage

'Make sure you give her a good wash'

Telling DH to scrub bath avoidant DD1 cxx

I’ve only got about £15 in actual cash in my purse, will that be enough d’you think?

Pottering is great

It's a bit shit isn't it? Give me a tenner and we'll call it even?

In Uber now

The snowmen are meh.

First class prick, aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Me too x x x

Perfect, thanks!

Well, that's breakfast sorted out.

Mine seriously is ‘are you coming or not?’

“Perfect timing - I’m just about to go to Waitrose” 🤣

Thank you, glad you like them.

Good luck 😂

I'll wait til later, then I'll pop it back in 😂😂

"Silly. Would only get lost"

Do you fancy doing this on 24 November?

Keep me posted, love.

Yes, she's putting the kettle on.

An accident just like Micheal Hutchence