Colleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy

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Colleen has claimed on Twitter that Vardy has been selling stories on her!

LOL at all the posters pretending that a bit of gossip is beneath them. ' oh I have NO idea who these people even are!'

Why not try fucking google?

I love football and trashy gossip so was thrilled to finish work and find this waiting for me

Everyone is laughing at this but I don’t see why. Can someone explain why this is funny:

it’s.... Rebekah Vardy’s account

@MustardScreams good one

@WollyCobbles well really! What was the actual point of typing that? People read different things shocker.

@MustardScreams oh do get over yourself. I made a rather valid point about some of the screaming superiority on this thread. Clearly if the cap fits..

I think it's the pause for dramatic effect even though it's typed @Quaffy

Thanks 100%

Bigger things to be bothered about while raising four young boys.

A priapic, relentlessly cheating husband, setting them the worst possible example, for one.

I’m loving the dramatic effect pause. No doubt Coleen has thought long and hard about this and is just as gleeful to deliver the killer line as we are to receive it

Shame Jeremy Kyle isn't on any more, they sound like perfect guests for the show!

I think it's the pause for dramatic effect even though it's typed

It’s a proper Duff Duff Duff DuDuDuDuff eastenders moment

I think it's the pause for dramatic effect even though it's typed

Yes, for me, that's what I found funny. Like how my daughter would grass on one of her cousins if she'd written it in a note 😂

Hmm, sounds like I really need to get my act together and learn to operate Twitter. I've followed (is that the right word for Twitter?) a few people and see their tweets but I don't see any general news or comments from anyone I'm not linked to?

Even the Police have got in on the act

If today’s #WagathaChristie events have inspired you to think about a career in policing, we are currently recruiting for police officers in Northants

Colleen did a lot to raise the profile of a rare genetic condition which affected her sister (think it was a sister) which affected my family too.

Ohstopit police recruitng

Oh twitter has kept me entertained today. I love the x Factor style dramatic pause It's........Rebekah Vardy.

#WAGathaChristie is hilarious.

Oh that Innocent ad is genius

Quick name change to say that RV is a school mum and she and the disabled parking bay are friends.

That guardian article made me chuckle, especially the 'yes, but brexit' section

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.caughtoffside.com/2018/10/30/liverpools-alexander-arnold-chat-with-pregnant-fan/amp/

To the person that asked about this tweet

twitter.com/ismiseshane/status/1181878716118585344?s=21