Do you think you could live in the MN ideal world?

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Republic
Religion is banned
Plant based diet compulsory
No private schools
Socialist government only
Do you think it would be nirvana or purgatory?

I think it would be very dull and without even the smell of bleach down your sink to lift the spirits

I think it would be very dull and without even the smell of bleach down your sink to lift the spirits

No I don’t belong there with my tattoos and my SUV.

It would suit me, apart from the lack of meat.

"THIS IS THE WASHING CURFEW ANNOUNCEMENT. REPEAT, THIS IS THE WASHING CURFEW ANNOUNCEMENT. ALL WASHING MUST BE TAKEN INSIDE BEFORE SUNSET"

I quite fancy that, but I think calling it the Mumsnet ideal is rather far-fetched!

No toilet brushes.

Half the world would have to wash towels every day.

And you could never ever judge anyone, or be upset if you are left out of a will.

Not for me.

Doesn't sound too bad to me tbh. I'd find the plant-based diet a bit hard (vegetarian wouldn't be too bad, but I'd seriously miss eggs and dairy). Otherwise fine. I'm guessing I wouldn't be allowed a toilet brush?

I'd never attend another wedding!

I quite fancy that, but I think calling it the Mumsnet ideal is rather far-fetched! I don't think so because for me all things listed are assumed to be 'a good thing'.

I wouldn’t be allowed to buy my dream range rover or drive less than the speed limit

I couldn't, but that's because I'd be herded into the nearest concentration camp with my fellow fatties.

No is a complete sentence.

Ah come on, that's not MN nirvana.

MN nirvana involves bum sex, nutella, wine, immaculate homes, Perfect little children who all trot off to Oxbridge & menfolk who do all the housework.

I don’t think there’s one thing about me that mumsnet likes

I can't help thinking that people aren't taking my very serious OP seriously.

Ah, the MN version of the world I could not live in is:
‘My house My rules’ for adult guests
“Nobody tells my kids what to do”
Refuse hospitality to friends and family in favour of hotel
View everyone over the age of 45 an ‘old bag’ and generationally homophobic and racist.

Bum sex would also be banned

Did you mean to be so rude?

I’d do it if I could keep me loo brush. Though presumably there’d be no P&C parking? Hmm.

“MN nirvana involves bum sex, nutella, wine, immaculate homes, Perfect little children who all trot off to Oxbridge & menfolk who do all the housework.”

Well tbf no version of Nirvana is possible unless men do all the housework.

Republic
Religion is banned
Plant based diet compulsory
No private schools
Socialist government only

Based on recent threads, I couldn't cope with everyone doing their utmost to be posh and keep up with the Joneses

Republic Yes, once the Queen dies.

Religion is banned - Keep Christianity, ban all others

Plant based diet compulsory - I’ll have to say yes as I’ve been a vegetarian for over 25 years and it would make me give up dairy

No private schools - Not fussed

Socialist government only - Over my dead body! I’m right wing and loathe and detest the left

I will pass thanks. With my meat, public school child and dirty towels.