Do you think you could live in the MN ideal world?

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Republic
Religion is banned
Plant based diet compulsory
No private schools
Socialist government only
Do you think it would be nirvana or purgatory?

I really love my dsd and don’t want to bitch about her dm, and even more shockingly would have dumped dp, and kept her if he’d been a Disney dad or committed other shit parenting.

I also encourage suitable age related independence. 3/4yr olds walk, 5yr olds can wipe their own arses and 7yr olds can dress and shower themselves. And secondary age dc don’t have childcare arrangements after school or in the holidays.

My house would probably fit in, I’d just need to ditch the habit of walking in the kitchen in filthy boots and saying fuck it I’ll sweep and mop later, ditch the animals and prance around the front door in some shiny, useless new hunters and an immaculate new wax coat shrieking about toxoplasmosis and farm smells

Yes because I’d be earning at least £100k salary

I’d just need to ditch the habit of walking in the kitchen in filthy boots and saying fuck it I’ll sweep and mop later
I'll just use the MN cliche. 'Are you me?'

Possibly not if you actually follow through on that same day. If you hastily gather the worst with a dust pan and brush many hours later and say fuck it, I’ll do it tomorrow then yes, you’re probably me

Have a read through the old classics- mumsnet is right laugh sometimes!

I'm not sure I'd be allowed in as my children are only average, as opposed to top of the class in everything.

Also I fear my salads are not huge enough