The idea of Colleen being a wealthy money maker in her own right is as ludicrous as ‘independent film maker in his own right, David Furnish’ ever getting near a proper film without the help of Elton John.
Seriously, does anybody think that little Colleen from her bog standard Merseyside comprehensive school would have been asked to write (they are actually ghostwritten) columns for magazines, or endorsed perfume, or pretended to design clothes for Littlewoods catalogue, if she hadn’t been Mrs Wayne Rooney? It was nothing to do with her own talent or skill.
Even Abbey Clancy couldn’t spin a media career out of her Strictly win, and she and her husband are a much more appealing prospect than the Rooneys.
Colleen actually got some GCSEs, unlike Wayne, but there’s no sign of her having done further study, or attempted to get a degree, or worked towards a career. No, she just concentrated on building up her collection of Balenciaga handbags.
That’s why the ‘worried about losing her status’ argument is the most convincing. As for the ‘staunch Catholic’ theory: don’t make me laugh. Every priest I know would advise a woman to bin off a man who behaved like Wayne Rooney. The poster who drew a parallel with Ellen Rives is bang on.