What do short vampires do?

[sashh]

On one of may meandering conversations with my carer we got on to the subject of vampires (as you do) and I thought about if I was a vampire.I'm only 5ft tall and disabled, now I assume the process of being undead would improve my mobility but how would I ever bite someone's neck?

My carer thinks I'd have to go for the thigh I think that would make it easier for my victim to defeat me and run.

My extensive research (every episode of buffy and Angel) shows that all vampires find victims they can comfortably bite in the neck, how does that happen?

Further discussion with my carer and the subject of zombies and wheelchairs. He thinks zombies don't have enough mental capability to recognise and use a wheelchair so would be crawling on the ground.

I wonder what would happen to a vampire bitten by a zombie? Do they become a zombie vampire?

Vampires can fly so if all else fails ... levitate 🧛‍♂️

Short vampires would attack from behind (stealthily) and bite the inside of the thigh...it worked incredibly well for my toddler.

In What We Do In The Shadows they have a human helper (I've forgotten his actual title) who helps to entice humans back to the vampire house for parties where the vampires can strike!

I see it something like Guillermo? I love that programme! A second series has been commissioned which is excellent news. BAT 🦇!

Vampire bitten by a zombie. I'm not sure that would happen, in The Walking Dead the zombies can smell the difference between dead and living humans, and vampires are already dead.
I agree they would just crawl on the floor. The one I saw just sat there and reached out for whoever went past.