Quick! Zombies are coming!

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

Grab the nearest item to your left to fend them off! What item is going to save your life or not?

I've got a pint glass.

My 8 month old 😂

A childs easel. May be able to use the legs in a stabby motion.
But realistically I'm doomed.

Braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins.....

Tv remote.

I have a Harry Potter knit your own scarf set.
Not sure the enclosed plastic knitting needles would be able to decapitate a zombie!

A cheval mirror, a hairdryer and a brush. There's no way I could hit one with the mirror but perhaps I could convince it to do it's hair.

A baby Bjorn bouncy chair.
Not half bad actually!

The iron/ironing board - do zombies burn?

I might be ok, I have a small coffee table from ikea, the top comes off so you can use inside for storage and has a bit of weight to it but not all that big so easy to swing around.

Although as a type 1 diabetic I’m gonna die as soon as my local branch of boots is looted so might be as well just going straight away!

A giant planter that I can't lift on my own.

#doomed

Dh. He's a big guy and basically made of pizza and kebabs. I've got a fantastic head start whilst they feast on him 😁

A soft blanket that belongs to my DDs I'm fucked.

A table mat, I can use it as a frisbee and take the head of it

I never get why being zombified is seen as a bad thing.

Good point. Unless we get trapped in zombie bodies. Are there any unzombified characters that could she'd some light on this?

Shed! FFS

A fat sleepy grey cat. He's a soppy lump and would be utterly useless.

These are brilliant

DH's pillow.

A Mossberg 500 tactical shotgun.

Not really a small table with a lamp and a phone on charge.

A Dalmatian. As long as she can roll on them and fart I'll be fine

Erm...I have empty space to my left! I'm dooooomed

Same. We’re screwed! However, if I can go diagonally left, there’s a full set of Groves Musical Dictionaries, they’re pretty bloody heavy. There’s also a big picture of me and the DH (mum’s house, I wouldn’t display pictures of myself!) Perhaps I could stun them with the manic smile I’m sporting....