Quick! Zombies are coming!

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

Grab the nearest item to your left to fend them off! What item is going to save your life or not?

I've got a pint glass.

A box of Turkish delight! Maybe they'll like them instead of me

DH, but he is asleep so he won't be much help.

However, to the right of me, I have a water bottle, manicure set, nail varnish, lamp and a small karaoke machine.

An empty packet of Cadbury's fingers and a galaxy wrapper. I'm dying fat and happy at least.

@ThePhoenixRises

We could join forces and do a pamper karaoke. Get them looking their best and then distract with a rendition of 9-5 whilst slowly backing out of the nearest door. By the time they realise it's all been an elaborate distraction technique we will be meters away!

My glasses - not much good as a weapon but definitely the main thing I’d need as I can’t see 6 inches in front of my face without them!
I do also have quite a big lamp to use once I’ve put the glasses on

Immediately to my left is the remote control but if I can get to the windowsill I have a fireman axe. If it was to my right I have a collection of fire extinguishers! This is my bedroom 😯

I have the ideal weapon. A mug of cold tea and half a bar of Turkish Delight.

A tin of Vaseline. Maybe I could coat myself with it and give them the slip.

A kindle. Maybe I could read them a scary zombie story and they would run away?

A toolbox. Get behind me everyone, I'll get us through this.

A mug of cold tea!

A 6 week old kitten

DP. Chuck him to em and leg it. I like it

A fluffy lamb soft toy.

That's me fooked. Unless they're a baby zombie

ZOMBIE THREAD !!!

(Haha I’ve always wanted to do that)

Lego, just fucking a sea of fucking lego

A snoring and farting DH. In theory the noises hes making would scare them off

18 day old DS. Maybe he could knock them out with a smelly poop?!

Pump action shotgun next to the bed (not in the UK) looks like I am the only survivor on this thread

A lamp.

If you'd have said to my right, it would have been my 3 year old

I have shelves next to my computer so for me I'm going to spend too long making a choice. I love writing equipment so just the contents of my pen pot - pencils, fountain pens, scissors that cut a zig zag, allen key, screwdriver, USB and a nail file.

I'll just throw the pot.

Big glass of sherry. but I've been training for years for this moment.
In my big cupboard under the stairs I've enough to see me through about a year - don't care what they call themselves I've stocked up.

On the subway so a fixed chair. There are some tourists with big suitcases kitty corner to be. I can hide behind them. They look tasty 😝

DPs boxers...

A beautiful citrus room spray.

At least it will cover the the aroma of my undead self if I get a good few squirts in before I'm bitten and turn 😁