What do you have on your bedside table

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....other than a lamp, and what do you think it reveals about your age? Mine is a dead giveaway:-

Phone
Kindle
Reading glasses
Airpods
Earplugs
HRT
Lip balm

Bit of light hearted fun for a dull Monday evening!

Penis Beaker

A stack of books about a foot tall (optimistically called my 'to read' pile only it's getting bigger rather than smaller...)

Phone charger

Lamp

Moisturiser

Coaster

@Purpleneonpinkunicorns mate! You smoke in bed too?!

Half eaten orange
Empty mug
Scented candle
Train tickets
Playdoh man
Book

Lamp
Eye serum
Face serum
Moisturiser
3 pairs of glasses!
Eye blackout mask & ear plugs. I've been on nights.
Dust!!

Books
Photo of DS
‘Sapphire Fairy’ (gift from DS )
Leaf-shaped tiny dish holding my I-Ching coins.

Alarm clock
Charger
Baby wipes
Bib
Muslim cloths
Teething keys
Hairbands

A picture,
Ornament
Make up bag
Glass of juice
Lip balm
Remote
Earplugs
Pregnancy vitamins
Gaviscon

Mug of tea
Portable dvd player and dvds
Alarm clock
Hand cream
Face cream
Glasses
Hand sanitizer
2 Hair bands

Oh my god smoking in bed 🤮🤮🤮

How can you stand the smell?!?

Lamp
Magazine
6 books (2 to dip into, 1 currently reading, 2 finished and one will probably never finish)
Kindle
Empty envelope
Night cream
Chilly bottle
Jewellery holder
Hair clip
Couple of pairs of earrings

Lamp
Tissues
Coaster
Phone
Glasses
Alarm clock

My bedside table moonlights as a dressing table.

It has a mirror that’s too big for how tiny it is.
Spray and roll on deo
Frizz ease
Spray conditioner
Big tub of moisturiser
Thermometer

I have a basket on the floor with kindle and a few bits in. Books look on the floor. I might have a move around after reading this thread.

Also how big are some people’s bed side tables?!?!

Bedside unit is improbably small. Lamp, kindle, alarm clock. That's all there's room for.

Lumie
Water bottle
Pipe
Lighter
Computer mouse
Lip salve
Tea tree oil

A big pile of crap in my defence laid up ill & recovering from a fall

Phone
Vitamins
Bottled water
Jewellery I've taken off & not put away
Clip on keyboard
BP monitor
Bedside lamp
Moisturiser
Rennies
Loo roll
Painkillers
Hair ties
Pens
Paper

Books - a stack that I'm reading
Glasses
Cup/Glass of water
Face cream (day & night)
2 coasters - my drink is on one
Mobile

Water bottle
Phone.

That's it. I hate clutter, nothing is left out/on surfaces.

Sonos speaker, lamp and glass of water

I’m not good with clutter so have a lamp and picture, DH side is the same. My bedside drawers are empty unless I’ve got a book on the go.

What’s wrong with smoking in bed? If you smoke, you smoke. My house, my rules

About 5 cans of deodorant... All started on.

A lamp

Mobile phone

Wet wipes

Half drank cup of tea

Magazine

Isaiah Berlin - The Power of Ideas
4 dead contact lenses
A small lego car
3 lipbalms
2 hairclips
A headtorch
Handcream
A powerpack for my phone
Passport

2 lamps
Book
Candle

Water bottle
Baby monitor
Glasses
Tweezers
Kids toothbrush
One bra padding thing
Kids medicine syringe
Hair bobble
Plastic play food toast slice