What do you have on your bedside table

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....other than a lamp, and what do you think it reveals about your age? Mine is a dead giveaway:-

Phone
Kindle
Reading glasses
Airpods
Earplugs
HRT
Lip balm

Bit of light hearted fun for a dull Monday evening!

Absolute dross!

Kindle
Tablet
Pic of me and my brother
Glasses
Black rose in a box from DH

That's it!

One side: mirror (used when drying hair), coaster, bedside light, Gaviscon double action pills, glasses once I'm in bed

T'other side: alarm clock (not used), coaster, bedside light, box of tissues, large conch shell, some theatre programmes

I don't actually have a lamp on mine.
I have:
Decorative make up box
Charger for phone and Apple Watch
Bottle of water
Spare dummy

8 books
Kindle
lamp
2 coins
photo of kids

Hair band, bottle of water and a holiday catalogue for Australia

Kindle
Alarm clock
Neal yard lavender sleep spray
Neon calming hand cream
Ear plugs
Hair band
Babys dummy
Glass of water
Gro egg
Glasses
Amethyst
Plant

Why does that seem so much! It's tidy & not even cluttered

Tissues
Sleeping pills
Glass of water
Ashtray
Cigarettes & lighter
iPad
Book
Phone

Lamp
Wedding photo
Water
Ear plugs
Vaseline

Lamp
Kindle
Phone charger cable
Moisturiser
Notepad and pen for writing down dreams while I remember them.
Aromatherapy diffuser.

The last two made me seem a lot more zen than I actually am.

Kindle
Ear plugs
Lip balm
Hand cream
Lush Sleepy (doesn't work)
& a Niffler

Dish of earrings and bracelets, cup, coaster, glasses, painkillers, sleep spray, lamp

Lamp, scented candle on a coaster, photo in a frame, bible behind this and a glass of water. Oh and tv remote

Am amazed at the number of people with a kindle AND books! I haven't read an actual paper book in about 8 years!

A clean ashtray
A bowl with crap in it
Hand cream
Night cream
A crap book

Glasses
Clock
Coaster and a glass of water
Tube of hand cream
Comb
Several books
iPad

A lamp and a magazine.

Really sparse.
Phone and watch chargers
Pair of earplugs I almost never use
The orthopaedic pillow or normal pillow leant up against the wall, depending which one I'm using.

What it reveals is that I (we, really) use the bedroom for sleeping (and some sex) and not much else. All the book reading, ipadding and whatnot (and the rest of the sex) happens elsewhere.

It's not a table, it's an old low chair, with a slim mirror flat over the arms to keep some things on

books, kindle, dead hudl, tweezers and twangy spring thing, specs, old contact lens packets, glass of water, radio, small notebook to cover radio screen
an enormous pair of scissors, no I don't know why either.
some odd earrings
emergency pants, in case I have gone to bed without and have to run out of the house
some of my fancy coin collection, I hoard them up there and then hide them somewhere safe.

that's probably most of it.

2 books
Tissues
iPad
iPhone
Ceramic pot with rings and earrings in
Panic button linked to house alarm
Glass of water
Tennis ball

Tennis ball is for exercises given to me by my physiotherapist for a knee injury - I’m not very good at doing them, but have just now because I felt I should!

Lubricant, tissues, old coffee mug, Apple Watch charger and a bedside light.

iPad
Wireless charger
Moisturiser
Shells from the beach
Puzzle book and a pen
Empty wine glass!!

Lamp
Alarm clock
Eight books
Glass of water
Mug of tea
Reading glasses (although on me now)
Couple of hair grips

Hand cream
Zopiclone
Mirtazapine
Quetiapine
Fan
Mint areo
Can of coke
Ashtray fags n lighter
Hairbrush
Sunglasses

Hang the fuck on @Sarahlou63 fags lighter and an ashtray?!!! You smoke in bed?!