Please tell me this is not a ghost, even though it obviously is and I have to move

[Duckyneedsaclean]

We have lived here for 6 years and haven't got around to looking in the loft space above my sons' room. I have for no particular reason always been convinced that it is a bit creepy. Yesterday DH looked in, said it was empty and took a photo to show me.

I didn't look at the photo until today.

We're going to be murdered by this grinning ghost head aren't we?? 😬 😭

Holy crap

Holy crap

Smudge on the lens that's all. Relax! Real ghosts don't show up on photographs

I can see a large flaccid penis here.

I can see a large flaccid penis here.

I can see a large flaccid penis here.

It won't add the photo!

It won't add the photo!

I have circled the face.

I have circled the face.

I have circled the face.

I have circled the face.

Try again

Well OBVIOUSLY it’s Queen Victoria dressed up as ET. I mean, DUH....

@MyNameIsArthur has it....

@MyNameIsArthur has it....

@CurlyhairedAssassin
Ghosts look like a person is actually there....at first. Then you look again, see something is off and they fade or leave the room.

I prefer to live in homes aged 200yrs or more. The floor plans and room sizes are much better than modern homes. Plus they are oriented correctly such that long sides face east/west and ends face north/south. This catches light, keeps you cool in summer and ensures both front and back garden are south facing.

This is what I can see. Only 1 horn sticking out of its head so maybe a good sign?

absolutely not lurking to find out what Boring's PM said

I'm with @Iwantacookie... who the fuck doesn't store EVERYTHING in their loft. Why is yours EMPTY???? Surely no one on this earth with a loft has an empty loft?
#Where'sYourCrap???

I can ONLY conclude (and I think this is the ONLY logical conclusion) that the various ghosts have 'spirited it all away (See what I did there? Arf arf!)

And LURVE the multiple postings on this thread (she writes, desperately hoping this message doesn't post more than once!)

Yes op I would be more concerned about who has stolen all the stuff crap every sane person keeps in their attic.

Bloody hell is has frightened me!! I showed a good friend who is a 'spiritual medium'
Don't know if there's a personal message option on here but he is very keen to give you a message
And no, I'm not taking the piss...

Let me translate for you OP

My good friend thinks you're gullible af and he'd like to defraud you of some money peddling some bullshit story about how Mary loves Dick

Hope some of you get the reference

I imagine that’s what a fart would look like if you could see farts. Also my autocorrect keeps changing the word fart to ‘Gary’.

Just lurking 👻👻

So maybe it’s a Gary then 😳

Pretty sure the OP said it was a loft above her ds room so maybe she has two lofts. We did in our old house. However we stashed stuff in both lofts like normal people do