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The best business names you’ve seen

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Snollygoster2019 · 26/07/2019 17:43

I saw a van for a landscape gardening firm called the Puzzled Monkey today, which I thought was very clever.

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bubblegumunicorn · 30/07/2019 14:14

My favourite was on my old street in SW London we got Mo Farahs second golden post box after the 2012 olympics opposite the box was a Farah charity shop which quickly added Mo in front of the sign on one side (they’ve painted over it now though 😕)

Eldee1986 · 31/07/2019 20:14

A takeaway cafe called “Karen’s a wafer a cone ya nugget” which in Scotland is hilarious!

Thissideof40 · 31/07/2019 20:22

There’s an little food shop in a village near me called Only Foods & Sauces.

BathshebaKnickerStickers · 31/07/2019 20:58

Where I live we have nothing. Nothing.

I suspect 79% of dog groomer training is punning names.

Actually our westie used to go to a groomer called Millionhairs

stereolovely · 31/07/2019 21:25

There's a self service dog washing salon in Airdrie called Captain Dugwash.
And slightly less punny but always inspires an Hmm, a drilling company called Holemasters.

wizzler · 31/07/2019 23:09

Hairdressers in Sheffield called Lobby Toffs

WineIsMyCarb · 31/07/2019 23:15

The Cod Almighty in Bristol

KondoKonvert · 31/07/2019 23:35

Takeaway called All Pizzas Great and Small Grin

Mummyoftwo91 · 31/07/2019 23:37

COD father chip shop in Cambridge

RavenLG · 31/07/2019 23:40

There’s a chip pie near the battle of bosworth site called the batter of bosworth

There is a car wash near my mum and dads that the slogan is “the best hand job in town” ... DP giggles every time we drive past

BikeRunSki · 31/07/2019 23:47

Walter Wall Carpets, Exeter

neweeeyebrows · 01/08/2019 00:00

Stiff Nipples - Air Conditioning
Kirsty’s Big Baps - sandwich shop

happinessischocolate · 01/08/2019 00:07

Hairy Choppins dog groomers 😁

OverpricedFloorCushion · 01/08/2019 00:30

There's a company near me called "absolute plastering" and I always think they missed a trick and should be "Absolutely Plastered".

Therealme56 · 01/08/2019 00:49

I love Ruby Shoesday and Much Ado About Muffins

Al2O3 · 01/08/2019 01:09

Crook & Blight - estate agents in Newport

Al2O3 · 01/08/2019 01:11

There are many lifts in London office and apartment blocks with Schindler signage. It is a coincidence.

Brain06626 · 01/08/2019 02:13

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RedForShort · 01/08/2019 08:08

Cafe in Dublin named 'Hanger Management'.

@theluckiest, yes Thai-Tantic is still in Belfast. Least it was last time I was there

Lolyora17 · 05/08/2019 03:20

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acatcalledjohn · 05/08/2019 04:03

Plumbing shop: Ballcock & Bits

Ilovesweatybollocks · 05/08/2019 19:13

@tinkering and @KipperTheFrog we've got 'only food and sauces' in Bracknell, Berkshire.

If I ever had a pub I wanted to call it 'The Doghouse'

Ilovesweatybollocks · 05/08/2019 19:18

I saw a 'Neddy Stobart' horsebox a few years ago

acatcalledjohn · 07/08/2019 08:25

@Ilovesweatybollocks You must know Ballcock & Bits too then Grin

acatcalledjohn · 07/08/2019 08:27

There is a haulage company called McBurney. I did giggle when I saw one of their refrigerated trucks with "Mc Burney Refrigeration" written on the side.