The best business names you’ve seen

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I saw a van for a landscape gardening firm called the Puzzled Monkey today, which I thought was very clever.

Game of comes - ice cream shop

*cones

Garden company near us called Plant and Deck

Jack the Clipper - East London barber

The Sunburnt Arms in Dawlish always used to tickle me, don't know if it's still there.

Scarbados tanning salon in Scarborough

MonkeyTapper Schindler's Lifts is a worldwide elevator company.

Our local Thai place is called the Beau Thai.

I saw a van for Spruce Springclean..!

And there is a scaffolding company called Higher Hire near my family in Somerset

A bar near me very close to the university is called Over Draught

Piece - brilliant sandwich shop in Glasgow.

(You have to be Scottish to 'get' the name!)

There used to be a cafe near me called Bake My Day. Unfortunately new owners have taken it over and have changed the name to something dull and unimaginative.

We have a bakery called

Mr Crustys and one of his other shops is called Crusty Kob

Can imagine what everyone calls it 😂

There's a Drop Shot Cafe in Wimbledon near the courts. Clever in so many ways!

Chinese takeaway named Tak A Wa.

Ho Lee Fuk - a restaurant in Hong Kong.
Cyclelogical - a bike shop in Dublin city centre.

Local curry house

The Major Curry Affair

These will only really make sense if you speak Welsh as they don't translate easily. Two Chinese takeaways, one in Tregaron, the other in Lampeter. Dan'i Sang & Ling Di Long.

Just on the bus in Stockholm and have gone past a tapas bar called Mamas and Tapas 😁

There is a bakery in Castle Cary, Somerset called “Burns the Bread”, I can only imagine that the baker’s surname is actually Burns!

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Burns is a chain with branches all over Somerset
They do amazing sausage rolls!

Sofa King.
The slogan was 'Sofa king good' .

Dog groomers called short bark and sides

There’s a window fitter in a village called East Hanney near Oxford called “Hanney Glazed” and a local electrician called “Socket and C”.

There's a decorators firm round by me that drives around in a blue transit all done out like a police car. It says NYPD on the side... North Yorkshire Painting and Decorating