The best business names you’ve seen

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I saw a van for a landscape gardening firm called the Puzzled Monkey today, which I thought was very clever.

There used to be a barbers in Hull called The Head Gardener, which I thought was clever.

Speedy gone garbage

A skip company

Jim'll mix it in Essex on a concrete mix lorry.

Woof and ready
Dog groomers-glossop

The Prawnbroker
Fish shop in Croydon

Blonde Dye Bleach
Hairdressers

Melon Cauli
Greengrocers

Bonnie Tiler
Tiling Services

This may be an urban legend (I'm not claiming to have seen it personally) but "Our Soles" has to have a mention.

If it was / is real.

If not consider this my pantent application and I'm opening a cobblers

"Get Plastered with Phil Beer" - local plasterer (and all round ledge )

https://sites.google.com/site/philbeerplastering/

Someone must have said this in the thread but in Northampton there is a sofa shop called sofa king. His slogan was "where the prices are sofa king low" and "I'm sofa king happy"

Tree surgeon - Arbour Master
Cafe - Mardy Crumb (this probably only works in S/W Yorkshire)
Bike Shop - Cyclelogical

Local bakery called "Barbara's Baps"

There’s a construction company in Leeds whose slogan is “our reputation has been building for 30 years”.

Barber Streisand in Farringdon!

@Crunchymum

rsoles.com

@Crunchymum I have several pairs of boots from R Soles.

Chisel me timbers - joiners. Used to see their van a lot when I lived in Glasgow/Paisley

Chippy in Belfast called "For Cod and Ulster"

Chinese takeaway, also in Belfast called Shat Inn 😬

A dog groomers on the outskirts of Oldham is called 'Indians Bones and the temple of groom'.

There is a cafe near me called bake n butty 😂

Sorry, typo...'Indiana Bones...'

Carl’s burgers- probably the best burgers in the world. - Cardiff burger van

In cod we trust- chippie in yorkshire

Hairdressers called A Clip Around The Ear

Dog groomer in East Sussex- Doggy Style

Dolittle and Dalley - estate agents in Kidderminster.
Wok n Roll - Chinese in kidderminster although I think it’s either closed now or moved.
I mistyped an email address as Hotnail.com the other day and mused it would be a good name for a beauty business.

Dog groomer in Berkshire

Barkshear Grooming.

Dog groomers have features quite heavily on this thread!

Bloomindale

Florist in village with name ending in Dale.