The best business names you’ve seen

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I saw a van for a landscape gardening firm called the Puzzled Monkey today, which I thought was very clever.

A rubbish removal company www.whataloadofrubbish.com

Wright Hassell solicitors
Wake and Payne funeral directors.

Clunique - a beauty salon in Clun.

A building company in Sussex called ‘William the Concreter”

Someone told me there is a dog kennel called Barker and Bonehouse.

We used to have a sofa shop called Sofa King.

Their strapline was Sofa King Good.

Jack of all Spades - landscaping

I remember sofa king RuthW

Suck-Cess for a cesspit emptying service.

Ah, Crunched has seen Suck-Cess too!

Monkeytapper. It gets worse. They also installed our lifts at the Imperial War Museum. Imagine my surprise one morning as I hopped in on the ground floor to be taken up to the Holocaust Exhibition...

There's a second hand shop (or there was when my brother was at uni 3 years ago) in Nottingham called Junk and Disorderly. Always made me chuckle when I went to visit him.

Ball's Grinding (knife sharpeners)

Sandwich/pie shop called Bake n Roll.

The Cod Almighty (chip shop)
Piston Broke (motorcycle repairs)
Jason Donervan (kebab van)

All in Bristol.

Dog groomer names Vanity Fur.

In South Wales we have a food van called only foods and sauces

There’s also a flag shop, the name is dull but the slogan makes me - For people with Wind!

Firm of female plumbers: Stopcocks

Amy's Winehouse in Sunderland.

In real life...A Salt and Battery chip shop.

Online...Mr Bit the window cleaner.

On the way from ours to MILs we always go past a dry cleaners called Iron Maidens which makes me point it out every time

The Lawn Ranger

A gardener's van I see near me quite often

Abra -kebab-ra (kebab shop)

I saw a van emblazoned with their business name of Touching Cloth Portaloos

@tinkering theres an "only food and sauces" in Sussex too!
Also Deb'n'hair, hairdressers.