The best business names you’ve seen

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I saw a van for a landscape gardening firm called the Puzzled Monkey today, which I thought was very clever.

A family member had a chip shop in Dorset called 'The Cod Piece'

Mog on the Tyne cat cafe in Newcastle always makes me chuckle - seen it advertised a few times but haven't yet visited

Tanerife (subbed salon)

Saw a kayaking company in New Zealand called Blazing Paddles.

Can't remember the exact but it was a van with Singh Builders - You've Used The Cowboys Now Try The Indians made me laugh

An Irish dentist in Brum. Their slogan is

‘All we’re saying is ..... Give teeth a chance!’

Always made me snigger.

Head of refuse collection when I was young- Mr Smellie.

Coffee shop called Fuckoffee in south London!

Oh and a Chinese takeaway called 'Wok you want ? '

Gardeners in Birmingham- Ace with Spades

I love Suck-cess and Stopcocks. I'd have them both round on the premise that no-one with that leveln
of verbal ingenuity is going to be shit.

There is a company near me called VagTek which is something to do with cars but ... no. Sounds like a supplier of pelvic floor weights. Name fail although I guess I have remembered their name...

Has no-one cited Cheeses of Nazareth yet? In US but always made me laugh.

Saw a bar in Covent Garden called "Retox"!

I have also recently noticed Junk Monkey recently, which is a clearance firm but sounds like low rate porno.

I do like Hump It though, slogan: "we'll hump anything"..... peurile but works.

There's a plumbing company in York called All Cisterns Go. l once saw their van parked near the Minster, and it amused me for the rest of the day.

There was/is a dog grooming parlour in Plymouth called "Dirty Dogs and Filthy Bitches."

Tubular Wells - local scaffolding company

I keep seeing a van around here for "Lick and Touchup - Female Decorator"

Once in Leicestershire I saw a van owned by a plumber/plumbing company, they were called K Bottom Plumbers!

Saw a sewage company van "Your number 2 is our number 1"

There's a dog groomers near me called The Hairy Barkers

There was a very famous domestic appliance retailer called Sellfridges

Goes round the internet every so often.

Eggham On Toast - cafe/restaurant. I've not been there (yet) but I went past and the name stuck

Tbf, 'Curl up and dye' hairdressers has been done to death.
But Kudos to the person who thought of it first

Landscaping firm
Lawn and Order

'For Cod's Sake' a chip shop in Cheltenham.

'Fawlty Tyres' a tyre place in Worcester.