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Best username you have seen on MN?

114 replies

OoohOnly90CaloriesIllhave10 · 25/07/2019 21:27

Someone just reminded me of the saying 'bitch, please', and I remember the username BitchPeas on here and every time I saw them post I was a teeny tiny bit gutted that I hadn't thought of it first.

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Bezalelle · 25/07/2019 21:41

I love UterusUterusGhali. Not sure if she's still around.

Calling @UterusUterusGhali!

Livingthedream12345 · 25/07/2019 21:43

I quite liked the name eatshitderek....always made me chuckle

RosieCockle · 25/07/2019 21:44

My favourite is @EnidColeslaw

RockysMa · 25/07/2019 21:47

Fav username is DanglyWhoreTassels makes me laugh every time IGrin

Ronsters · 25/07/2019 21:48

I like the ones that are plays on songs/bands, JoyceDivision is a good one.

CatteStreet · 25/07/2019 21:48

I like AmIRightorAMeringue and GloriaSmud.

CatteStreet · 25/07/2019 21:50

And I saw PhDone today, which made me smile, having been there.

Helenluvsrob · 25/07/2019 21:52

Donkeyoaty . Great name

ssd · 25/07/2019 21:52

FayeGoven

elQuintoConyo · 25/07/2019 21:53

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER I hear that in a Nanny Plum kind of voice, it's do clear and shouty in capitals Grin

FanjofortheMammaries
Unexplained IteminShaggingArea
SGDTisanEvilWolofGeniius (apols if the initials are wrong) sounds awesome.
TSSDNCOP
SnakeyMcBadass

lurkingfromhome · 25/07/2019 21:53

AtYourCervix was the most perfect name ever for a midwife. Not sure if she’s still around but I always admired the punning brilliance of that one.

elQuintoConyo · 25/07/2019 21:53

SirChenjin

elQuintoConyo · 25/07/2019 21:54

roonerspism Grin

LajesticVantrashell · 25/07/2019 21:55

@titsalinabumsquash

hazeyjane · 25/07/2019 21:55

EatShitDerek and AtYourCervix

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OoohOnly90CaloriesIllhave10 · 25/07/2019 21:55

Ah of course AtYourCervix.

Theres a few at the start of the thread that I don't actually get Confused

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joyfullittlehippo · 25/07/2019 21:56

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thislovelylidowithaview · 25/07/2019 21:58

WhoreOfBabylon

Zoflorabore · 25/07/2019 21:59

I loved fuckyouchrisandthathorse

Haven't seen them for years.

thislovelylidowithaview · 25/07/2019 21:59

Oh FfS. Obvs I mean BoreOfWhabylon!

MrsJBaptiste · 25/07/2019 21:59

LuisSuarezTeeth

Just after the infamous bite in the world cup (I think) I don't follow football but thought this nickname was fantastic after that happened 😄

Bellasblankexpression · 25/07/2019 22:00

I had never come across Atyourcervix before but now I have, I think that has to be my fave

Eaudear · 25/07/2019 22:02

AtYourCervix

Alexreidslonelybraincell

Bupcakesandcunting

LolaSmiles · 25/07/2019 22:02

AmIRightorAMeringue

New one for me but that's brilliant. I'm quite envious of people who can do puns.