Best username you have seen on MN?

[OoohOnly90CaloriesIllhave10]

Someone just reminded me of the saying 'bitch, please', and I remember the username BitchPeas on here and every time I saw them post I was a teeny tiny bit gutted that I hadn't thought of it first.

BuggerOffAndGoodDayToYou - Good old Miss Jolly!
NerrSnerr - I always wonder if she's from the city where I live, it's No Snow in the local accent
EugenesAxe - Floyd fan myself and I do wonder if I know her from elsewhere...
Corbynsbumflannel - Not seen for yonks, probably NC'd by now

Someone called ChristOnAScooter has just popped onto thread. Tip-top name.

@PaulHollywoodsSexGut always makes me laugh.

Keep meaning to change my own as it makes it sound like something sinister happened to me on a winter evening. It didn’t. It’s a lyric from a song I was listening to at the time!

Another vote for @PyongYangKipperBang

AtYourCervix was a great one
AnyFucker and the festive variations

@ssd ' I think, therefore I am' is what it means in Latin .. and this poster has added 'sometimes' after it.

Does that help?

For me it's @DobbyTheHouseElk. Just that changing of the last letter is brilliant.

Thank you @Weezol

The first time I saw your user name Ibwas quite sleep deprived and ended up thinking about an actual house elk. High ceilings would be essential. Where would one's elk sleep? Can elks climb stairs?

@ssd I just like the way Cog's username sounds

Another vote for

Bendydickcuminsnatch

I quite liked the name eatshitderek....always made me chuckle

There was an interview with Jo Brand in the Guardian (I think) ages ago and she mentioned that eatshitderek was her favourite MN name/always made her chuckle... if that isn’t kudos I don’t know what is.

Thanks for explaining cogs username, though I never know how to pronounce it!?

Penelopetitsdropped....if I remember correctly.