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Best username you have seen on MN?

114 replies

OoohOnly90CaloriesIllhave10 · 25/07/2019 21:27

Someone just reminded me of the saying 'bitch, please', and I remember the username BitchPeas on here and every time I saw them post I was a teeny tiny bit gutted that I hadn't thought of it first.

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sqeakywheel · 25/07/2019 22:28

Bendydickcuminsnatch.
I may have spelt it wrong.

icebearforpresident · 25/07/2019 22:29

I can’t remember it exactly but it was something along the lines of SexLubeAndAFishSlice. in the context of the thread where it came up (which I also can’t remember) it was hilarious, made me laugh every time I saw it

TrySinging · 25/07/2019 22:49

I very much like DorothyBastard.

PajamasnoDramas · 25/07/2019 22:51

My faves are

Joyce Division- I covet it every time!
Unexpecteditemintheshaggingarea
Shut the fuck up Barbara

Jishuwa · 25/07/2019 22:56

SistersOfPercy

SwearyMaclary · 25/07/2019 23:02

BarbaraOfSeville always made me laugh

kierenthecommunity · 25/07/2019 23:05

Is there someone called WeBuiltThisCityonSausageRolls? I quite like that one

SorenLorensonsInvisibleFriend · 25/07/2019 23:05

My favourite is definitely @pyongyangkipperbang

CathysGhost · 25/07/2019 23:08

There was tequilamockingbird at one time. Loved that.

CathysGhost · 25/07/2019 23:09

I was also a fan of alexreidslonelybraincell
Top epoch culture ref that one

ScrambledSmegs · 25/07/2019 23:15

YippeeKiYayMakkaPakka made me laugh a lot back when DC1 was in thrall to In The Night Garden.

SuePurblybilt, although I always misread it as Sue Purpley Bits.

OhTheHugeManatee. I'm terrible at puns, have serious envy of those who pun with ease.

Missingthesea · 25/07/2019 23:16

kieren I think it was Webuiltthisbuffetonsausagerolls Grin

I'd forgotten Pyongyangkipperbang! Another favourite.

Peanutbuttericecream · 25/07/2019 23:18

Please help, I don’t get the meringue one.

I’ve always liked anyfucker more so since someone said she is Kate.

Missingthesea · 25/07/2019 23:19

Is @OhTheHugeManatee a pun? I don't get it [embarrassed]
Please could someone explain?

ScrambledSmegs · 25/07/2019 23:24

It's a play on 'oh, the humanity' which I think was first recorded as said by someone commenting on the Hindenburg airship disaster. People use it in a joking sense these days as it's a tad dramatic.

LilouBlue · 25/07/2019 23:31

SinisterBumFacedCat makes me grin when I see it, as do a few others mentioned here!

DrFoxtrot · 25/07/2019 23:41

I also love FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse.

And CogitoErgoSometimes I think she was Smile

nicenewdusters · 25/07/2019 23:50

Cockacidal Maniac - I was on the thread when someone used this phrase, and another poster liked it so much they changed their name there and then.

Attilla the Meerkat - always gives fab advice on threads. I imagine the Meerkat from the tv adverts but a really hard bastard version.

Lyin'WitchandWardrobe - just genius

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 25/07/2019 23:56

AtYourCervix

Grin
Trickyteens · 26/07/2019 00:21

I don't get the Meringue one either.

LadyPoldark · 26/07/2019 00:28

Am I right or am I wrong ( meringue one )

FromRussiaWithGloves · 26/07/2019 00:46

MyGastIsFlabbered
NanTheWiser

JasperTheFriendlyGhost · 26/07/2019 01:05

TheJediSmurf

StrippingTheVelvet · 26/07/2019 01:05

I would love to know how@EatShitDerek is getting on. Think about her every so often, hoping life is good for her and her wicked sense of humour is still in full force.

ChristOnAScooter · 26/07/2019 01:47

Saw one last week which made me laugh, @FannyofaWoman

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