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My eyes! My eyes!

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petrocellihouse · 19/06/2019 14:09

Ouch

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/49273840

Definitely not my cup of tea!

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Stillneedwillpower · 19/06/2019 22:34

I really like that one, HoobleDooble.

Stillneedwillpower · 19/06/2019 22:35

I like the outside of the other one, but I'd have to change the decor.

lboogy · 19/06/2019 22:39

I hate when they market houses with price on asking. I'm not going to ask if I think it's not worth the money am I?

RevealTheLegend · 19/06/2019 22:41

I love it. It’s insane and wonderful.

Bet there’s a sexdungeon in there somewhere though.

Perhaps a hidden door behind a Jesus.

BarryBarryTaylor · 19/06/2019 22:42

Wow what dedication to the interior design.
Not at all my taste but I’m genuinely in awe of that property. I wonder how much they have spent on it over the years. All the religious artefacts would have cost a small fortune.

Whatsnewpussyhat · 19/06/2019 22:49

The wallpaper with matching sofa looks like one of those 90's magic eye pics.
If you squint at it you'll see a dolphin jumping out of the sea.

DuesToTheDirt · 19/06/2019 22:50

What a gorgeous house. Decor not to my taste but I prefer it to the everything-white-and-bland style you see so much of.

wowfudge · 19/06/2019 22:50

Well it'll be practically a blank canvas once the vendors have taken all their crap with them.

It's like they think, "Ooh yes, what this room needs for starters is another carved wooden saint, a crucifix and a blousy arrangement of fake flowers. We can more statues, etc as we go along."

Who ever watches that massive TV above the fireplace? I can't see there is anywhere you could sit in there and comfortably see the screen.

ooooohbetty · 19/06/2019 22:51

I love it, statues and all

Puzzledandpissedoff · 19/06/2019 23:01

how do you get to Bedrooms 2 and 3? There doesn't seem to be a way through to them

Through another dimension, probably ...

WhoWants2Know · 20/06/2019 15:43

I hope it's haunted.

Kenworthington · 20/06/2019 16:01

Ah I’ve seen both of these on here before. I bloody LOVE it but I’d have to paint the walls white. Love love love all the religious iconography

Kenworthington · 20/06/2019 16:01

But I’m pretty scared of the basement photo 😬

Happynow001 · 20/06/2019 16:46

Oh my goodness! The Adams Family meets Rasputin! Shock

TellItLikeItReallyIs · 20/06/2019 19:46

If you didn't have anxiety before you moved in, the decor would give it to you in spades.

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