My eyes! My eyes!

[petrocellihouse]

Ouch

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/49273840

Definitely not my cup of tea!

Oh go on go on go on!!! (Yes I am very bored)

The kitchen! It's hard to picture myself popping in late at night to throw a slice of bread in the toaster. (Be too shit-scared to leave my bedroom TBH.)

Any house with a full-size statue of the Virgin Mary standing next to the bath tub gets a yes from me!

It's certainly interesting but I wouldn't like the Blessed Virgin Mary watching over me while I washed my foof😂

Are you ready for this??? I am gobsmacked by the price.... wait for it... wait for it....

£3,200,000

That's right. Three million, two hundred thousand pounds.

Is Jesus wearing a sari?

Jesus! Quite literally. In the front room.

It's amazing if live there and change the interior but I could live with it as is also

This house is bloody amazing. I love whoever went for it. Totally in keeping with the building. But they must have a whole team of cleaners to keep up with that!!

Judging by your name hellsbellsmelons you would like most things degodded .
I think degodded is my fave new word but I am not sure I am going to get much chance to use it !

The outside of the house is really nice but eepp the inside is making my dizzy !
I reckon the vendors could get extra £s if the promise to sell it unfurnished.

I actually quite like it - as long as someone else does the cleaning! Because of my aversion to dusting etc. I aim for minimalism though.

I love the house, I'd have to tone down the decor and remove all the crosses etc but apart from that its wonderful. I may put the lottery on later.

@SamBeckett
My name is somewhat tongue in cheek, considering my melons are more like fried eggs!

I'd rather have this one in the same area www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-70659532.html are they all mad as a box of frogs around those parts?

Why do so many of these houses seem to be filled with religious figures and iconography

It's lovely, but I'd minimise the interior. And the floorplan is a bit weird. I'd turn Bedroom 4 into the sitting toom, I think, but it seems strange having the cellars on the same floor as the kitchen.

If I had the money, and a few million more to do it over I'd buy it!

And how do you get to Bedrooms 2 and 3? There doesn't seem to be a way through to them from the floorplan.

It's er.....different.

Even the sofa is trying to make itself part of the decor in pic 9.

Gosh that's a lot to take in. A very well appointed mausoleum. Not my cup of tea.

I really love all of it!

I actually quite like it... I mean I'd tone it down a tad maybe....

OMG, that's terrifying.

Love it!, wish I had the cash to buy it

The actual building is amazing.

But I'd have to completely strip it, get rid of everything and start again on the decor and furniture front!