My eyes! My eyes!

[petrocellihouse]

Ouch

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/49273840

Definitely not my cup of tea!

I want Jesus in my hall. "Have you seen my red shoes?", "Yes by Jesus in the hall"

It’s magnificent. They’ve totally committed to the theme and it suits the house.

I love it, not design choices I'd have made to be fair but part of me wishes I was that brave!

Particularly like the smaller Jesus in a arctic fox scarf/shawl. I think he might also be wearing a crown.

Jesus! It's as if somebody had given Ronald Firbank a suitcase full of money and ketamine.

Wowsers. I think you'd probably have to be a little bit religious to live there

The second one was on one of Channel 4's many home renovation shows.

The house is amazing.

The décor looks like something out of a film set, not my cup of tea.

They are both amazing! Wow.

OMG has never seemed more appropriate.

The second one looks like an understocked hipster junk shop.

I’d quite like the building, and some of the furniture. Some would have to go though, and the walls would been to be solid colours.

Pretty though.

Sorry but omg I love it 🙈 maybe not the bedding etc but I would love to live there

It scares me. I imagine weird rituals happening there

Second one looks like a makeover program that would be fun for a week, then you'd realise it's a load of cheap, unpractical bollocks and curse yourself for ever letting laurence get his bejewelled hands on your beautiful home.

Ouch.

I’m exhausted just looking at that, horrid.

Wow I love it. Its amazing!
How could one not appreciate all of it's splendor?!

Wowsers.

I love it but I also know the area and am shocked at the price

I absolutely love it!!! Im not sure i could live with the wall paper in the living area but that is the only thing I'd change!

Might have to buy a lottery ticket

Dear god it has a crypt

I love it!

Really don't like the second one - they have been watching too much salvage hunter!! Its tacky

The building is amazing but I would have to have it light and bright inside to stop be being too scared on the dark.

If they don't sell it maybe they can add it on Airbnb. I'd love to stay there for a night or three.

I'm sure I've seen this on Mumsnet and other places a few times. I guess the usual reasons for a place not selling probably apply here.