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Summerbreezes · 14/06/2019 12:29

I'm in a Facebook group that I very helpful and useful, but one of the admins is irritating AF. Practically everything she does is annoying. I can't say this to her because then I'd probably get banned.

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Pizzaaddict · 14/06/2019 19:01

I despise you and wish you were the father of my children. If I wasn’t financially dependent on you I’d be gone. And every time your filthy hands creep towards me I have to try hard to vomit.

Pizzaaddict · 14/06/2019 19:02

Not to vomit. Although I’m sure vomiting would get rid of you too so either/or works.

Pizzaaddict · 14/06/2019 19:02

Weren’t the father!!! God I can’t even type

Ozziewozzie · 14/06/2019 19:15

@Justmuddlingalong

Are you living with my stbeh? Grin

Ozziewozzie · 14/06/2019 19:17

@Pizzaaddict

Grin You got there in the end Grin

HotChocolateLover · 14/06/2019 19:21

I-L-S. I fucking despise you after the vile and nasty things you said to me under a previous user name. Shame I can’t say the full name but hey ho 😂

boredboredboredboredbored · 14/06/2019 19:26

I can't believe you've written of 45 years of friendship over a fucking boiler (don't ask). A whole family, 65 years as sisters torn apart over a fucking boiler.

CleanYourOwnShit · 14/06/2019 19:27

I cry when we have sex because I hate you & every second that we are DTD

You are so batting above your weight but I have no where else to go so I roll with it

To one of customers who complains about streaks on her kettle that I never touch - your soft porn photos are tacky & you need to do exercise

TopBitchoftheWitches · 14/06/2019 19:32

@cleanyourownshit

There are other options Flowers

BurnedToast · 14/06/2019 19:34

You're a nasty, two faced, competitive cow and have a face like a wizened prune. Fuck off now, there's a dear.

EatenByDinosaurs · 14/06/2019 19:39

No DH the reason I'm happy to watch Star Wars The Last Jedi over and over is NOT because I think the porgs are cute. So kindly stop telling people that as I have been receiving an excessive amount of porg related gifts from our friends Confused.

On the other hand, maybe go ahead as better that than everyone knowing its because of my crush on Mark Hamil who did nothing for me in his younger years, but now...Blush Grin

Thelittlemermaidphoto · 14/06/2019 19:43

Dear MIL and SIL, you pretend to be helpless so people will rescue you. I am not doing it any more as no matter what people do, you find a complaint.

My sister gave you tickets for a show when it came to our city, that you apparently had wanted to see for years, but didn’t buy tickets for, or even mentioned, until it was sold out. Yet you moaned that the date wasn’t a good one for you because you’d have to swap shifts and there were only two tickets so if you took SIL your friend couldn’t come. They were my sisters fucking tickets that she gave to you you ungrateful bitch!

CleanYourOwnShit · 14/06/2019 19:51

Hear that song on IOW Festival right now ‘I forgot to love you ‘

Listen

gotmychocolateimgood · 14/06/2019 20:08

You think you're so amazing buying a brand new car. I remember when you ridiculed my second hand car years ago. Now I have a lush company car with free tax, insurance and servicing. I would never shame someone for having a small boot like you did to me. You are not a nice person.

Echobelly · 14/06/2019 20:35

DH - we are both doing rhe 5:2 diet. Can you please stop being so pathetic and despondent on fast days? I am Mrs Fucking Sugar Crash but even I'm managing to do chores and remain animated rather than flopping about going on about how miserable I am.

caringiscreepy · 14/06/2019 20:42

In-laws I was in hospital for 4 weeks , ICU for 2, have been out for 3 yet MIL you are the only only one who seems to give an actual fuck. Nobody from your family has even come to visit since I've been out. DH thank Christ you got some decent genes from your dm

Aozora13 · 14/06/2019 20:55

I’m heartbroken that you took my job from me. You’ve wanted to for ages but couldn’t do it legitimately until now because I’m actually quite good at what I do and pretty well respected inside and outside the organisation. Well you win, but fuck you because you’re an arrogant, sexist, woke bro sociopath with zero self awareness and most of your decent staff have gone thanks to you poisoning the water.

And on a completely different note: to my beautiful friend please don’t marry him. I’ve known him for so long, you can’t change him please stop trying, you deserve so much more.

Oh and BIL fuck off to the the far side of fuck and when you get there fuck off some more

olderthanilookapparently · 14/06/2019 21:06

He has been an arse and you MUST go and see a solicitor I have tried to trek you nicely but I want to shake you by the shoulders and say it.

Justmuddlingalong · 14/06/2019 21:13

@Ozziewozzie not my DP, fortunately. But a close family member, unfortunately.

babyno5 · 14/06/2019 21:53

Oh and you nasty little troll do not EVER insult my son again when he has been gracious enough to have you all stay for 2 weeks. It amuses me greatly that you need me to "stay away"!! You've been married to him for 26 years but you still see me as a threat? Saddo!!

Sn0tnose · 14/06/2019 21:54

I miss you and I wish I didn’t.

I’m so sick of hearing your monotone voice waffling on and on and on and on about utter rubbish. You bore the face off me. You’re rubbish at your job, you’re lazy and if you stopped introducing your poor kids to random men you’ve been on two dates with, they wouldn’t have so many issues.

BillywigSting · 14/06/2019 21:56

You are not the only one who is exhausted and stressed.

Fucking get a grip.

heatingoninjune · 14/06/2019 21:59

You silly cow.

You got everything that was coming to you. And more. If you're going to live by the sword then expect to die by the sword.
And it makes me oh so happy that you got caught. Every.Single.Day

In a nutshell:
Workplace bullying- others noticed it as well
Flagrant disregard to employment law
Constructive dismissal claim settled in my favour. 6 figure sum as compensation also included
6 months later boss gets caught being 'a bit norty'. Doing something else.
Struck off for life by 'Professional Standards'
No PS registration no job.

Squiff70 · 14/06/2019 22:00

You nasty, vile bitchtroll. I tried to be a good friend to you but you shat all over that with one single sentence. I hope you rot in the firey pits of hell you motherfucking scum! PS. revenge was sweet.

Wolfcubisthefemalenominal · 14/06/2019 22:00

Just because you are not directly copied into a work email does not mean that colleagues are treating you like a servant. People are allowed to discuss issues. Grown the fuck up and do your job