Can't say it to someone's face? Come and say it here.

[Summerbreezes]

I'm in a Facebook group that I very helpful and useful, but one of the admins is irritating AF. Practically everything she does is annoying. I can't say this to her because then I'd probably get banned.

I think you may have made a mistake.

To someone very close to me, has recently moved in with someone, both are in their later years (60/70). The person they have moved in with corrected a mistake the person I know made on social media. It was clearly an autocorrect. Days after moving in together. Nothing like this before.

The person I know now doesn't answer many messages from me. The person I know has moved to the other persons home town far away from everything the person I know family and friends. And on the doorstep of the other persons family and friends.

You are toxic and I'm so grateful you haven't been around in a while because you drain the life out of me.

I should of spoke up when it happened. I do not trust that spoilt liar, my skin crawls in their presence and I resent every little thing about them. I will be as petty as I can be because I am sick of being walked all over.

Your friend is pretty hot and I definitely wouldn't kick him out of bed.

You were a major factor in our mother's premature death. You're a shallow bully and I despise you.

He's actually quite fit

I love you to distraction but you are SUCH a noisy eater! You chomp and slurp and smack your lips.

It's like one of those overdubbed wildlife documentaries - and now, after so long without food the herd feeds together...

I've known you for a couple of years but only spoken online or telephone. I finally got to meet you in person last week. We're both married. But if we weren't .... I so would.

Fuck off you sack of shit. Pissing off to live abroad for a mediocre job. Leaving your beautiful little boy. Don't give me tears in tedious video calls about missing him when you chose it all yourself. You are a selfish prick and you only think of yourself. Die.

I don't want to be in your mummy clique, I will happily talk to you but please leave all the childish playground politics out of it.

Oh and you, not quite sure why you've taken it upon yourself to deem me below you but you can go fuck yourself you unimportant wannabe.

Shut up with your wanky management speak. Everyone knows you can talk the talk but there is no evidence of you actually having done a single fucking thing. Now I’m having to take over from you and try and explain why I am doing stuff that should have been done months ago. You’re a total bore and you’re shit at your job so don’t patronise me you utter cock womble.

You are a shit dad and were a very shit husband. You managed to manipulate everyone into believing YOU were the hard done to one (yes I saw all your FB posts and messages - I still had your password, you prick. The FB photo of all your worldly goods in bin bags in the storage unit was laughable ) but funnily enough, you failed to tell everyone it was your constant inability to keep your dick in your pants that caused your downfall.

I'm fucking of your penny pinching. Just because it's "fine" doesn't mean I like it. FFS we haven't painted most of the house and we moved here 12 years ago!!!

I'd like you, Jill, to be miserable as sin for the rest of your life. You're a total devil in disguise, an absolute bitch and shallow as a puddle. Hiding behind your pretty face and perfect family is a total narcissist controlling one relationship after another.
May you always to the end of your days be unhappy and feel deep loneliness. That's my wish for you.

Stop talking when you're eating cheese and onion crisps. What you have to say can wait five seconds.

Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook mods, you’re a bunch of cunts.

You can sweep the truth under the carpet to ‘protect’ certain family members but it’s not protecting them when everything they believe about is a lie and has been for decades.

@WaroftheWorlds I actually laughed out loud at that 🤣🤣🤣

You are bring a total arsehole about this whole thing. And you're making yourself look like a dick. I'm beginning to think all the problems are actually you and not colleague A at all. And if you mention your xxxxxxxxx again I'll smack you. It impresses no-one.

I am slowly losing the last remaining grain of respect I had for you, most of was already lost when you had an affair with one of your younger colleagues when I was nearly 13.

You left me to pick up the pieces with my DM & siblings and just as we were getting sorted you came back as if nothing had happened and I hated you for that.

I kept it all in for DM because I adored her, not you. Since she passed away your behaviour has been disgusting, racking up loads of debt, using escorts and sex websites. You are entitled to a private life of course, but stop fucking flaunting it in front of your children and grandchildren you sleazebag!

In case you didnt know already:
You're a lazy user of people, who only gets in touch when she wants something.
You're boring as fuck.
You've got a face like a dog.
You're the most basic bitch I've ever met.
And you're a crap parent to your poor baby - who has been in dirty clothes/ long nails since they were born. Poor child.

Work bitch, I can see right through you. You're not being funny, you're being cruel and disguising it as humour.

Friend's, I wish you understood my anxiety. I know it's hard but it's harder for me.

Other friend, I wish I'd never said I'd help you, you're too demanding and it's not fair.

Lending a large sum of money to a friend with no guarantee when you were living in a grotty mobile home and attempting to rebuild your fire damaged house was incredibly naive and stupid.

There is a part of me that doesn't feel sorry for you.

I find you patronising and I wish you'd stop interfering and trying to supplement my work implying that I am not doing my job adequately.

Please communicate with family members privately, this need to broadcast mundane humble-braggy bollocks on a WhatsApp group is attention seeking and we all think it. Thanks.

Yes, I did just challenge your son on his behaviour towards my daughter, after she came out crying yet again. Yes, I did give her that phrase to say each and every time he poked, prodded, hit, snatched her belongings. Because I know it will piss him off and he needs to know his behaviour towards her is unacceptable. No it is not 'boys being boys'. It's an entitled idiot thinking because he is bigger that he is better.

Teachers in DS's class, stop shouting at your pupils. They are 9. They are not naughty so much as you are not actually understanding what is going on in your classroom. If all you do is shout at them, of course they are going to switch off and stop listening.

Mutual friend. Wash your fucking feet. Just because you live on a farm doesn't mean you have to live like a pig. you reckon you're house-proud and our friend's house is a tip? She doesn't have shit on her walls! Your kids are not the angels you tell us they are. Yes, they were racist towards their classmate. They connive together and manipulate others. Your son's bus driver is well within their rights not to transport him if he is being spoken to the way you tell us he is. It is nothing to be proud of and you need to look a lot closer to home to see where he is picking up that behaviour.

Mutual friend, yes, we are all talking about you behind your back. Because when we have nicely tried to tell you, you have been too thick skinned to listen. I know you excommunicated me on FB after I told your kids not to repeat school gossip that they should not have been privy to, after I reported you for openly gossiping about a child and their situation at the school gate, in front of all and sundry AND that child's classmates. That kid did not need her classmates to know everything you were discussing as she is target enough all ready.

Office secretary, yes, I know you also have loose lips and reported everything about my concerns back to mutual friend. I am not stupid. I don't know what you thought would be gained from it. It has made me a lot more cautious and this is why I have asked for meetings with the staff who actually deal with my children rather than letting you pass on a message which ends up getting vastly changed like Chinese whispers.

To a mum on the school run ....

Stop giving me dirty looks. I've never done a thing to you or said a word to you beyond 'good morning' so have no idea why you feel the need to give me the side eye and smirk to your mates. I'm just picking up my child ffs...