You were totally shit in bed, with a small dick.l I've never met anyone as stingy as you and your family. Your sisters are lying sly bitches they'll get what they deserve.
You were the one, it had always been you. Despite the years passing I've only just fully accepted that you were a prick. Your fake shite apologies mean fuck all to me asshole, your married dickhead so why the fuck are you still messaging me knob. Btw IT WAS ME!!!! HAHA I shopped you.
Listen you dumb bitch im sick of hearing how you like the 'finer things in life' ,well maybe you can afford to still shop at tescos while the rest of shop at Aldi because we have kids and a mortgage. Were not all barren and living rent free with in-laws. Seriously stop being a faced bitch and causing trouble, your a chav!
Im happy for you but my god! how the fuck are you two idiots going to be good parents! Your 40 and you ask me such fucking dumb questions. How the fuck are you going to have a baby, get a mortgage, buy a house and start maternity leave 2 months before. Yes I managed it because I aint a fucking Idiot. Oh and don't even think about asking me to do a reference for your fostering application.
And as for you, your a waste of space, your so fucking useless and thick. Not all guys are like you the vast majority are decent and productive. You have degree, if you say so love.