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Summerbreezes · 14/06/2019 12:29

I'm in a Facebook group that I very helpful and useful, but one of the admins is irritating AF. Practically everything she does is annoying. I can't say this to her because then I'd probably get banned.

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ZaZathecat · 17/02/2020 07:55

Hear hear, Sherlock!

DickAmbush · 17/02/2020 07:57

Being told your mother is a narcissist (by a questionable source who has never even met her) has done you no favours, as all it's done is given you an excuse to absolve yourself of all your own horrifying, cruel and vindictive behaviour. What you're conveniently blind to here, is that the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree.

You fall out with just about everyone you make friends with, bleat about how you're the victim, drag the other person's name through the mud to others and online, and set the nastiest flying monkeys you have at your disposal onto them. You nearly destroyed my friend's life TWICE when she was at her most vulnerable.

The people you fall out with aren't the shits here. You project every single one of your vile qualities onto them, and YOU are the common denominator in every bloody fallout.

I doubt you'll ever be made to pay for it, as playing the damsel in distress is a skill you've sharpened like a knife over the years, and people unwittingly lap it up. Your DH enables you to the nth degree, and not only that, embarks on your vicious smear campaigns on your behalf.

You're a nasty piece of work behind that helpless little flower facade. To think you call yourself a feminist too... I sincerely hope one day, you get the short, sharp shock you deserve.

Gooseysgirl · 17/02/2020 08:06

Stop using your retired elderly parent as a housekeeper and childminder, and treating your spermdoner partner like a butler. You love your job more than your family and your child is suffering. Get some therapy, you need it.

Namechange8471 · 17/02/2020 08:08

So called best friend...
I have always been there for you, I helped you clean your house when it was so dirty you were threatened with eviction.
I always came to yours because you never came to mine.
I tried to meet up but you blew me off constantly.
I sent you a card and present for your birthday.
Sent your daughter the same for her birthday.
You did nothing for my child’s birthday, not even a card.
Looking back, you were always quick to judge my parenting, thought your kids were perfect and mine was ‘cheeky’, because she broke a toy by accident 🙄. Yours drew on my stair carpet...
I’ve made lots of new friends simply by not wasting my time on you.
I wish you all the best, but I’m so mad at you.

Maighdeann · 17/02/2020 08:14

I love you but am struggling right now and it's not all about you. Oh and have some bloody empathy for your friend and don't give it all to him. He's still an arse - you're welcome.

SoftBlocks · 17/02/2020 08:19

People can tell when you think you’re better than them. You can do a big, fake smile and a cheery voice but people know when they’re being patronised.

Chocolatecake12 · 17/02/2020 08:23

To my brother and his poison dwarf wife - just fuck off
And to the annoying women at work who talks to herself and gives a running commentary on her day - just shut up! It was so peaceful when you were off sick.

LilouBlue · 17/02/2020 08:25

You're nearly 40 years old, stop writing self pitying statuses and putting sad emojis all over social media. My teenager is too old for that ridiculous, attention seeking shit so you most definitely are! Not to mention the teenager would have far more reason to feel low than you with your easy life

FeedMeChoc · 17/02/2020 08:26

It really annoys me that whenever we meet up all you talk about is yourself and the way everything has to be so bloody dramatic. I have a chronic health condition I can’t even tell you about because you’re too busy dramatising why you put on 2lbs on your perfect size 8 waist and how depressing it is for you to be ‘so big’

LilouBlue · 17/02/2020 08:35

Posted before I was ready!

I'm fed up of seeing you whingeing, and I'm 99% sure you're trying to make sure it's me who sees it. I'm not rising to it because guess what : I DON'T CARE. All the promises you made have come to fuck all, as I fully expected. Grow up, take some responsibility.

Also, I love you, but you really need to sort your life out. If you want to be part of my future you need to be the capable, adult person I know you can be. You've had some setbacks and I understand that, but now is the time to be proactive, stop making excuses and get on with it, the way you encouraged me to. I just want you to be happy and thriving.

bluebell94 · 17/02/2020 09:07

The world does not revolve around you. I love your children but they are turning into clones of you. You say jump and your mother says how high because you are manipulative and she knows you would use your children against her. You act so hard done by but there are people a lot worse off who manage and don't make excuses and make their life seem like the hardest in the world as you do. You are not a nice person.

Dogsaresomucheasier · 17/02/2020 09:20

When are you going to open your eyes, put your children first and get rid of him?

AMomHasNoName · 17/02/2020 09:34

Stop peacocking. You look like a twat. I'm not thinking you look handsome. I'm thinking you look like a bell end.

Icecreamdiva · 17/02/2020 09:39

This is so timely. After a week of walking on eggshells on a holiday with my hobby group I really need to get this out.

You are a selfish, self obsessed, childish, middle aged woman. Your world is small and your mind is smaller. Your ‘ banter ‘ is offensive and often unkind. Your obsession with a relationship that ended 12 years ago is tedious and self pitying. You have zero self awareness and the same level of empathy. You are a racist, homophobic bitch and if If I never saw you again my life would be so much better.

Sadly that’s not going to happen. I’ll see you at practice on Thursday. 😖

slipperywhensparticus · 17/02/2020 10:41

Also give the kids their Christmas presents from their nan you have no right to withhold them you barely SEE them you never have them overnight in almost SIX FUCKING YEARS

Whiskeylover45 · 17/02/2020 10:45

You are a toxic, nurotic, insecure nut job. The amount of hurt you have caused your brother these past few years is beyond any level of maliciousness I've ever encountered before. Yet still, you are totally unable to take responsibility for your vile nastiness, preferring to paint yourself as the victim and rewrite history to suit yourself. The reason you will never see our DC is because you are an emotionally abusive scumbag who puts your wallowing self pity above their emotional needs. You never bothered with them until they were convenient in your incessant need for petty pathetic drama. Our life has been so much better since you and the rest were booted out, just stay in the gutter because it's all people like you deserve.

Phew. Feel better now lol

edwinbear · 17/02/2020 12:06

Ex FWB. You told me a pack of bullshit about how you were 'falling for me', I was the most 'amazing and hottest person you'd ever met', how I'd 'forgiven you, helped you and made you 'you' again'. You made out we could have an amazing future together as a proper couple and then ghosted me 2 weeks ago, just as I was starting to reciprocate those feelings and basically, fell head over heels for you.

You are a weak, cowardly man and let me tell you why nobody 'loves you like you have loved', it's because you are an arse.

PS Good luck with setting up that website for your business - I took a tip off a fellow mumsnetter and registered all the good domain names for your business. I will sell them back to you at a profit to recoup the £££ I spent on you.

Dickhead. May your life be plagued by locusts.

edwinbear · 17/02/2020 12:12

PS You never once made me orgasm. In fact, you were the most selfish lover I've ever had, and the reason I could fit it all in whilst giving the oral you didn't reciprocate, is because it's tiny.

ToriaPumpkin · 17/02/2020 13:10

I'm in pain. All the time. And you don't care. If you cared you wouldn't harp on about what am I doing and why don't I do x, y and z, you would read the literature I have found for you and marked at appropriate places. If you cared you would be kind. If you cared you wouldn't make me feel like a burden you have to carry alone and try to change me.

MitziK · 17/02/2020 13:21

You know your children? The ones who do so much for her? Do you know what she has always called them behind your backs? Think about it. They're dual heritage. What's the worst thing their own Grandmother, who knows damn well that it's offensive, could call your children. Yup, she calls your son a mongrel and your precious, lovely, beautiful, kind daughter a Fat Little Neg--ss that needs to have her skin bleached. She also thinks they both should have been aborted because of the ethnicity of their mother, your XW.

But she's nice to their faces and in front of you because she thinks you're going to buy her a little flat to live next door to you. And you probably will in the end. And then she'll be vile to your partner on the quiet because of her ethnicity, try to get you to put her in a home since her brain injury has slowed her down a bit and tell you that D is clearly demented and is aggressive towards her, the poor, little, sweet old lady that she is. She's already spent years telling you that she was anorexic and needed to be put into a psychiatric ward because she was size 8 and exercised. Now D has no defence against her and she will have her in her sights, now her other targets have either extracted themselves or been cast aside because they aren't as useful when they can see through her venom and spite and selfishness. And you'll believe her.

I fucking adored you. But you cast me aside on the basis of what she told you. And when I tried to be in contact, all you did was parrot her spiteful words. It was her coming out of your mouth.

You are as damaged as the rest of us. The difference is that you don't know it.

Lockheart · 17/02/2020 13:39

You're not fat because you're built that way, you're fat because, every lunchtime, I watch you eat a whole bag of sugary jam doughnuts (in addition to your actual lunch) from Tesco. It's not normal.

Either go on a diet or stop complaining and making comments about other women's figures in the office.

TheReef · 17/02/2020 14:13

Stop being such a fucking victim and stop being so fucking needy all the time, no wonder all the bloke flee, I would if you treated me like that

Zoidbergonthehalfshell · 17/02/2020 14:23

I'm sorry you've apparently decided to go NC with me. I'm not going to try any more - since the birthday card, Christmas card and a message on the anniversary of Mum's death have been ignored, I'm not going to try any more, because the silence hurts too much.

We were each others' best friends growing up. What happened? What did I do? Or not do?

I'm still here if you want to contact me. But I'm done trying, for my own sanity.

TheFastandTheCurious · 17/02/2020 14:25

If you hate working here so much, fuck off and find a new job. We used to like you, now we find your constant negativity draining and demoralising.

And A, I still wish that I'd come with you 20 years ago

needmoresleep1 · 17/02/2020 14:26

I hate your child! She's rude and manipulative, she upsets my children every time we see her! I avoid seeing you every school holiday as I refuse to waste a day off!