What’s the biggest crime you’ve ever committed?

[Dollywilde]

Inspired by the Tories queuing up to declare whether they have or not - what’s the biggest crime you’ve ever committed? Or have you never committed a crime, Jeremy Hunt style? All infractions count, driving offences up to... well, anything you’re willing to anonymously admit on the internet.

I’ll start: taking class A drugs. I’m probably qualified to run for PM now

Oops pressed post too soon! That's how I read it anyway!

Underage drinking/sex
Weed and pills
Dealing weed and pills
Stealing- when I was a teen
Sneaking into the cinema and other events
Tax evasion
Fraud
Lying to the police
Being involved in the drunken robbery of a bus, which I was lucky to not have been caught for as my then mate who was driving it ended up doing prison time.

Thankfully I grew up and wouldn't dream about any of that these days, but don't buy all the 'accidental' thieves on this thread 😂

Took the free gift off the front of a magazine when I was about seven. I wanted it and it said the gift was free so I didn’t even equate it to stealing!

Otherwise just the fairly common ones, underage sex and drugs as a teenager, speeding by a couple of miles an hour here and there. Occasionally I get an random extra item in the online supermarket delivery and can’t be bothered to ring to sort it out when they’d more than likely just say keep it. I got a pack of two croissants once that I didn’t actually order, they were very tasty too