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It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone

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YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 21:23

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EmmaGrundyForPM · 02/06/2019 23:02

The other thread has just been deleted.

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:02
YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:02

@Jamai you did it!! I have one blank post from you.

You can blank occasionally!! Well done!

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Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:02

Sarcasm... maybe we're ALL blankShockor only other MNetters can see each other --we walk among them
sounding very existential without the crisis - just realised you NEVER see that word without 'crisis' attached... like pendulous and breasts--Blush

Just realised am sounding because i am slightly unhinged/delirious now - tough few daysSmile

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:03

I can see Jamai

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:03

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:03

They did this * *

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:04

I'm like a man. Occasionally shooting blanks!

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:04

* *

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 23:04

You’re not blank to me backofthewardrobe

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:04

I did what jamai did but can see myself 😁

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 23:05

Mamamere · 02/06/2019 23:05

Clarks shoes & Bon Marché flowery frock REEKS OF SEXGrinGrin (lol i WEAR such things TOGETHERBlush)

Please let me be blank when i wear them probably am anyway

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:05

^^

JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 23:05

If you think you're blank you're not blank. If you think you're not blank you're blank. Yeah?

It takes 195 bananas in one go to kill someone
RabbitseatDogs · 02/06/2019 23:05

_.

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:05

^^

aPengTing · 02/06/2019 23:06

Was I blank then?

I could see you too backofthewardrobe

YourSarcasmIsDripping · 02/06/2019 23:06

Mama Thanks hope you're ok.

In all fairness if there's ever a thread to be delirious/unhinged on ,this would be it.

Half of us are researching bananas, half is trying to be blank while the other half IS occasionally blank.

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RabbitseatDogs · 02/06/2019 23:06

Oh! I'm not blank!

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:06

backward and aPeng - you both have blanks on the previous page.
I can see all my posts so don't know what I did to be blank

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:06

I’m not on the app but I’m blank to myself

backofthewardrobe · 02/06/2019 23:07

I searched for how to be blank on Mumsnet and there is a thread about it 😁

Jamai · 02/06/2019 23:07

Half of us are researching bananas, half is trying to be blank while the other half IS occasionally blank.
A day in the life of the brain of a man Grin

JaneJeffer · 02/06/2019 23:08

This thread is bananas
B A N A N A S

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