What's the worst way you've woken up

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DP and me spent pretty much all of yesterday exercising so am feeling very lazy this morning. DP went back out at 7 to do more exercise mad and brought me a coffee and nextdoors cat (she basically lives in our house as she doesn't like their dogs and is generally quite sweet although she sometimes shits where she ought not to

So me a DNNCat we're snuggled up and snoozing when she leaps up, making no attempt to move, and starts making a noise like a motorboat starting up and arching her back grumpily.

Anyway there's now vomit everywhere but at least I'm awake. Actually I nearly sicked up on the cat sick because other people's/species vomit makes me retch.

GOOD MORNING!

@Louisme please see a med professional if you're still having repurcussions, they'll be gentle, patient and non judgmental with you

It's dismaying that so many women on here have had bad experiences.

Dodgy ones..waking up in other peoples tents as a teen off my face at Phoenix/Reading festival..Got picked up by police a few times'for my own safety' as drunk&disorderly&trying to hitch home pissed off my face-woke up in cell wondering what had happened..still a teen!
Woke up on top of an ants nest in India round the back of a pub in Kovalam..bitten to fuck..ahh misspent youth

I have one of those toddlers that can't get close enough to me, always on me, trying to get into my T-shirt while I'm still wearing it etc.

This morning I woke up to him crawling head first into my baggy pyjama bottoms as I lay on my side.
Shocked the life out of me and I rolled over quickly and ended up squashing his head with my bum!
He won't be doing that again.

@pollysproggle At least you didn't fart on him!

The worst?

House full of smoke and a fire alarm going off, got downstairs crawling find a chimney full of smoke all windows and doors open and we managed to clear it without help. I don't hate being woken up any more and change the batteries in your smoke and every 6 months even if it works

Toss-up between DS1 weeing on my head (had managed to get his nappy off in his sleep) and DS2 throwing up down the back of my neck.

pollysproggle that sounds like something my toddler would do he usually climbs into my top in the morning and tries to get his legs down my trousers

I'd had my dog for a few years and had managed to carefully avoid ever getting licked on the face. One morning he leapt on my bed, leapt on me and stuck his gross meaty tongue in my mouth.