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Women need to 'taste' better

104 replies

Nikhedonia · 31/05/2019 14:05

Is this a new level of what the fuckery??

twitter.com/nicolathorp_/status/1134385079944437762?s=21

Apparently women now need to take tablets to make their secretions taste "sweeter". Apparently we should "taste better than the next chick"

What new fresh hell is this?!

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EllebellyBeeblebrox · 31/05/2019 18:02

God this is depressing. And just the kind of thing I would have worried about as a teenager. As well as what I looked like, and smelled like, and felt like. Makes me so sad for young girls these days.

Frownette · 31/05/2019 18:31

That reminded me of the film Le Divorce (got some bad reviews, but I liked it), first I'd ever heard of such a thing.

Sleazy married politician told his bit on the side to drink a tissane of orange, rosewater and mint. Too long ago to remember now but I think I may have tried it.Blush

I didn't just admit that here. No. No no no no. Internet stop telling lies

FermatsTheorem · 31/05/2019 18:35

Can I join you in the bunker please?

marvellousnightforamooncup · 31/05/2019 18:37

Sikhs, Rastas and radical feminists seem the last bastions of natural women bodies!

And middle aged housewives like me. Grin

RobinHobb · 31/05/2019 18:38

Jesus Christ almighty
Bunker with both my dds

OldAndWornOut · 31/05/2019 18:39

I don't care how I taste.
I'm not planning on having anyone round to eat.

Nikhedonia · 31/05/2019 18:50

@FermatsTheorem Of course, come on down! There's plenty of Gin for all.

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StoneColdOld · 31/05/2019 20:07

As an old girl, I know nothing about this pineapple juice thing. Nor about removing pubic hair.
Frankly, I don't care a jot what others do, but please tell me that all this preening is equally expected of men too ?

moofolk · 31/05/2019 20:11

Now call me old fashioned but I quite like a fanny that tastes of fanny.

SweetAsSpice · 31/05/2019 20:13

Now call me old fashioned but I quite like a fanny that tastes of fanny.

Grin
ArfursSixpences · 31/05/2019 20:15

"Now call me old fashioned but I quite like a fanny that tastes of fanny."

Abso-bloody-lutely!

EggysMom · 31/05/2019 20:15

Well according the awful Kardashian's guzzling tons of pineapple juice makes you 'sweet'

I have bitter experience that guzzling tons of pineapple juice gives me the runs ....

OldAndWornOut · 31/05/2019 20:24
Grin
CountTessa · 31/05/2019 20:32

I've not read the thread but I believe the sultans of turkey used to make their harem eat almonds so they would be more fragrant.... Same old shit .

Crunchymum · 31/05/2019 21:29

I'm sure when the taste of mens semen is being discussed it is not by men who want to keep their female partners happy by tasting better?????

SimonJT · 31/05/2019 21:31

@Crunchymum it most certainly isn’t a female partner I’m keeping happy!

Deathgrip · 31/05/2019 21:37

Simon do you mean you’re a man with a male partner?

If so that’s understandable - if I were a man who knew how semen tastes, I’d so what I could to improve matters too Grin

TheSmallClangerWhistlesAgain · 31/05/2019 21:45

DH would be weirded out if I started tasting of cinnamon or cherries all of a sudden.

OldAndWornOut · 31/05/2019 22:24

One of my exes hated it if I nipped off for a quick wash before sex.

RadishesAndLentils · 31/05/2019 23:48

On the website they appear to have changed the name from 'my sweet v' to 'my sweet' and proclaim on the home page that it is NOW UNISEX.

Feminism in action that is. Definitely not a cynical attempt to double their customer base that's for sure.

SapphireSeptember · 01/06/2019 00:51

Oh hell no. I know what I taste like, there's nothing offensive about it, like hell am I taking tablets to alter how I taste.

Although a tea of orange, rose water and mint sounds quite nice, I would not be drinking it for that purpose!

DarkAtEndOfTunnel · 01/06/2019 04:17

Let's face it, women are under attack. We're living through a bad time anyway, with employment rights being ripped up and low wages, and women always take the brunt of bad times.

We do have some influence still over the next generation. Everyone needs to start talking to their own kids about such things, as early as possible, and making sure boys subscribe to as little as possible of it - although it is to their benefit to have submissive slaves that they can knock around - and our daughters know not to put up with the crap. They need all of our support right now. They need to know that they do not have to sleep with anyone at all, let alone with men who treat them like filth. They need the option of never having to live with men like this too.

StarlightLady · 01/06/2019 06:00

This is awful. There is nothing wrong with the taste of a healthy woman.

We really do taste of “sugar and spice and all things nice”, that’s good enough.

Apricotjamsndwich · 01/06/2019 06:24

2 matters- firstly, I read 'My Sweaty V', secondly does Marmite work?

IMessedUpToday · 01/06/2019 06:28

Do we think the men care about how they taste? I doubt it.

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