Women need to 'taste' better

[Nikhedonia]

Is this a new level of what the fuckery??

twitter.com/nicolathorp_/status/1134385079944437762?s=21

Apparently women now need to take tablets to make their secretions taste "sweeter". Apparently we should "taste better than the next chick"

What new fresh hell is this?!

Bonkers.

My dh loves my taste, usually at least twice a day Oh, I'm spoilt.

Jesus fuck.

What a sad world.

Since there have long been discussions (amongst women) about spunk & how to make it taste nicer, why have you decided this is “misogynistic”?

Please, do find me the twitter account (and almost 50k followers) of a product flogged to men to make their semen taste acceptable.

I’ll wait.

Same with pubes, men don't care do they? Or do they?

Sadly they do these days, yes. Not all men obviously but having natural pubic hair amongst young women is basically akin to having hairy legs now.

Sounds like hell. Femfresh can fuck off to the far side of fuck, too.

The natural taste and scent of a woman is amazing and giving cunnilingus is one of the most pleasurable things to do on this benighted planet.

This is super gross and misogynistic.

It is true though that your diet does alter the way that you taste, and you will taste sweeter if you have eaten a lot of something sweet, like fruit - hence the pineapple stories.

Deathgrip I always wonder about this because the very few female friends I have vaguely discussed bikini waxes with etc none of us remove all of it and most of us hardly do anything to it at all over and above a bit of a 'tidy' of sorts. But I think that just reflects the circles I move in really, I doubt it's representative of most women in their 20s.

My DH had a gin advent calendar at Christmas, it made him taste really bitter.

I'll tell you what else works. Smoky bacon crisps.
I found this out by mistake and I can't eat them now for fear of them...lingering.
Anyway yes, pineapple is known to help both sexes and after going out with someone that must have existed on mouldy sprouts and cheese, I support the pineapple

I don't know about pineapple juice but I have noticed that if I eat onions things are not so nice down there.

Put it on the skip with this stuff!
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sarahjconnor I would absolutely love to do something like that, but unfortunately I don’t think my message would be very popular! Most definitely needed though.

I remember when I was about 15, I befriended a group of men in their early 20s, who quite liked putting homemade compilations of porn on in the background. Listening to them talk is the first time I had ever even considered my pubes, I’d already had two or three boyfriends and none of them seemed traumatised.

They were talking about gross it is when women don’t remove their pubic hair. I remember being horrified, and I’m ashamed to say I shaved it off the next day - although I had no idea it would be such hell when it grew back. Looking back I’m appalled that I was so easily manipulated. I would be a sitting duck if I were a teenager now.

Sadly the young women I have discussed this with recently can’t fathom that some women don’t remove at least some of their pubic hair. There’s definitely a generational difference (so much to thank porn for!). I’ve spoken to mums of young teenage girls who already remove most of all of their pubic hair, even before being sexually active.

Frankly, I’m quite surprised that enough young men go down m to warrant this sort of product. I figured that was probably pretty rare these days.

To be fair I have never heard this about female secretions, but there are many articles about men's.
I have never heard anyone saying that the topic is a disgrace and shouldn't be discussed, infact just the opposite.

Oh god @Deathgrip, I have hairy legs too! And sometimes hairy arm pits! And I married a sports fitness model who didn't give a shit.

Now that is a real man! My DH couldn't give a monkey's so long as I'm clean and vice versa.

What I find disgusting and disturbing about this is that any woman actually gives a shit.
Most self-respecting women don't - but unfortunately enough do to give this sort of shit traction.

Fuck this misogynistic bollocks. We don't NEED any of this.

To be fair I have never heard this about female secretions, but there are many articles about men's. I have never heard anyone saying that the topic is a disgrace and shouldn't be discussed, infact just the opposite

You’ve never heard of womens’ genitals being seen as gross in their natural state?

So you’re unaware of the massive industry around vaginal fresheners, washes, perfumes, scented sanitary wear? Or the massive industry around female pubic hair removal? Or the recent sale of products to insert into your vagina, such as jade eggs, wasps nests, glitter capsules? Never heard of labiaplasty, revirginisation, “the husband stitch”? Vaginal resurfacing? Devices sold on the basis of tightening your vagina?

You haven’t seen discussions in film and TV about how performing oral sex on a woman is gross or even emasculating? Never seen The Sopranos, I take it?

How many products have you seen promoted to make semen taste better, or to generally make male genitalia more palatable?

Basically, as long as the pH is above 5.5 and there's been a shower in the last 12 hours or so, they're all good. Self cleaning too as you both get further into it.

Anyway, my major concern is avoiding having my neck dislocated or my ears pulled off.

Having 2 daughters in their teens, this type of shit really bothers me.

FFS

Jesus God.

I remember a bad novel from years back (Le Divorce?) about a young American who moves to Paris and has an affair with a much older Frenchman, who teaches her about table manners, underwear and 'petit soins' like drinking entire teapots full of fruit tisanes to make her secretions suitably delicious.

Oh god this has reminded me what my ds (16) said to me lately and now I know why...

I and had been cleaning with bleach and it was really quite strong and i went into ds's room and he was quizzing me over what I had been up to downstairs, puzzled I told him I had been cleaning with bleach. He told me the smell reminded him of "something" but didn't divulge what.

It was only recently that I heard someone saying that they thought that semen smells of bleach. News to me

God knows what he thought I was up to in an empty house.

Any man that demanded special preening from me would be out the door.
I tell my DDs not to accept it either.
Any mums of teen boys out there need to do their bit and educate their sons what real women are.