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Arse eating Weetabix.......

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 13:08

I'm incredibly bored, and easily amused. So thought I'd entertain myself with the random shite pearls of wisdom thrown out by predictive text.

I figured that I'd work my way through the alphabet, beginning with, A is for Arse cus I'm 12.

Arse eating Weetabix with fruit shoots for your Brexit stockpile

B?

OP posts:
Widdendream77 · 25/05/2019 19:50

No I’m sorry it’s been very kind a busy but I’m glad to you know that I love him so I hope I get him a lot more and then I’ll get back with him again I know he’s a good person and I’m glad you got really good friends with him I hope I can do better with him tomorrow or Friday I hope I can do better I know I will have to say thank him thank goodness I don’t think I will need a couple more days I hope I get him a lot more and I hope you had fun??????????
Wtf

arseabouttit · 25/05/2019 19:51

O - Of course you have a good plan for your family today.

I'm really bloody boring obviously!

ZippyBungleandGeorge · 25/05/2019 19:55

Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled the situation and I will be a good time to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to.

I get stuck in a loop, this also makes it sound like I have an IT job. I don't add this isn't my work phone anyway 🤷

ZippyBungleandGeorge · 25/05/2019 19:57

Q the same time which is a bit of a new one before Mothercare actually refund x post just

ZippyBungleandGeorge · 25/05/2019 19:58

Just a few weeks ago and I will be a good time to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to

Posted too soon. I end up in the same loop....

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 20:00

Regards to the point of view of course it was just wondering if you have any further information about your experience with a love story.

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BickBock · 25/05/2019 20:02

so sorry to be late for dinner tonight sorry baby girl was sick today and I’m sorry to miss that night and you can definitely come over

I say sorry a lot!

MimsyBorogroves · 25/05/2019 20:05

To see what I have to see what is going to happen again later today

(Very clear)

OrianaBanana · 25/05/2019 20:05

The two of us have a great day at home with a lovely meal

Victormeldrew1 · 25/05/2019 20:06

Well I'm not giving u my my tho I know it's weird u even saying ud open bank account for the internet your not having it

onetwofive · 25/05/2019 20:06

T the car park and the car park in the garage and the garage door is open and I have to put it in the garage and I will have to go to the garage and get it back to the garage and I'll get it back to you thanks so much for the garage Grin

QOD · 25/05/2019 20:15

Up to you two weeks later I have a lot to say about it and then she just said she’s not doing it haha

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 20:20

Various artists of all time low to high risk management of the armbands I will send you the best way to get to know if you have an awfully long nose.

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BobTheDuvet · 25/05/2019 20:29

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HiItsClemFandango · 25/05/2019 20:29

We will go to the park tomorrow afternoon to see what we have done to the time and then we can do lunch and dinner and I can spend some money with him tomorrow and I can spend time together with you

sawyersfishbiscuits · 25/05/2019 20:30

Xander is a time to come to get up to the work of things I have done with this week so I'll try and see what I have done for the next weekend

GingerOClock · 25/05/2019 20:33

Y to be there for you in 45mins and I can't get a chance to come for tea on Saturday

bobisbored · 25/05/2019 20:35

Zero star is a great job with the new one I can get in the car and I can pick it out tomorrow morning.

DiaryofWimpyMumm · 25/05/2019 20:41

And I'm not feeling so much I'm just getting off working on a couple hours I have a few hours of rest

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 25/05/2019 20:42

Although it was a pleasure pounding on a Saturday morning at the end of his garden fence. Shock

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Greedycushionhoarder2 · 25/05/2019 20:46

Always got a guy who is the best I've ever seen this is a few days ago

autumneve · 25/05/2019 20:48

Broken bits before bed time by myself

Widdendream77 · 25/05/2019 20:51

Can I get you the one that I was thinking of, going on the way to work and then I pick you off and then I pick up my car 😂

EducatingArti · 25/05/2019 20:53

Dear Mr Sassy it was great to hear from you because I have been working on a daily basis to be able to make this happen.

Number3or4 · 25/05/2019 20:53

D and it is a learning curve and it is not the only one with a bike available can I have it please?