How many houseplants do you have?

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I have none at all, unless you include a sad looking basil plant on my kitchen window sill.

I do love plants but our bastarding dog has eaten/destroyed every one over the years and I worry that if I get more he'll do the same or even poison himself with one.

So tell me about your lovely plants.

Zero, they wouldn’t stand a chance, I can barely feed the kids!

None! Can't keep anything alive. Killed the raspberry plants in the front garden - struggling to keep the bloody fish alive...

We have a conservatory with a few cacti that DH grew from seed & which appear to be indestructible as they are totally neglected. I don't have time to look after houseplants as well as house, family & animals, which is a shame as I like them.

None I have the kiss of death for any plant that has every crossed my door!!

4 orchids. The oldest is 14 months.

DS likes to eat soil and leaves, so I make do with my Ikea plastic ones I'd love to have house plants.

12

None.

I have four. I love them

Had none, now have two and they are still alive. Amazingly

3 small cactus which I adore as they literally don't die
A big snake plant which I've had a couple of years and it's getting pretty big now, again I can neglect it for ages and it's still going strong.
Umbrella plant which is surprisingly hardy
Small palm
Large palm - few leaves browning at the ends
2x spider plants I took as baby cuttings for the kids rooms
A flowering plant for Mother's Day I've beheaded and it flowered again! What magic is that?!

Love plants, but I'm not green fingered at all so it's a miracle they're looking that good. I just had to run down and check none of them were faux plants!

Four atm. I'm really good at making them grow. I like buying sad dying ones from supermarkets and bringing them back to life.

None because I kill them within minutes of them entering the house!!

None. They entice insects.

Two.

One a gift from a class last year and the other a gift from my department a few months previous - both look like they are on their last legs despite them both apparently being easy to look after.

Seriously, one of them is half the size it was when it was given to me. I really don't know what I'm doing wrong.

None . Nothing survives in here .

9 at the moment. I’ve got plans for a few more though

Two, they were both given to me as gifts and one looks almost dead. I am most definitely not a green fingered person.

Loads, I love them. Spider plants and Swiss Cheese plants are pretty indestructible. And you can split/chop them and make more.

20...wouldn't be without them

45ish! Some are really old and passed down. Have them everywhere.

about 20
some orchids, yucca, sansiveria, pineapple, tangerine...
I love plants

4 if you include my 2 cacti

18 in all, most of which have been/are lovingly chewed by our cat

4 Sansevierias (2 of which are pups)
3 peace lilies
3 Calatheas
2 orchids
2 Echeverias
1 Haworthia
1 Kentia palm
1 spider plant
1 pot of cat grass

Any suggestions for very hardy non poisonous to dogs plants?